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The OAO Raw Thread, 10/25/04

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Guest LooneyTune

It's a gang-bang on Batista from Benoit, Jericho, and Raven!

 

Woah! HHH killed Orton! YES!

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Guest Phenom
It's a gang-bang on Batista from Benoit, Jericho, and Raven!

 

Woah! HHH killed Orton! YES!

Raven?

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What are Ortons tattoos supposed to mean anyways?

 

"They don't mean anything." - Randy Orton

 

Seriously, that's what Randy posted in Q & A on his site while it was still up.

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Guest The Shadow Behind You

I guess we get

 

HHH, Flair, Batistia, Edge and Christian

Vs

Orton, Jericho, Benoit, Benjamin and Maven

 

at S.S.

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Guest MikeSC
GASP! This means Orton has to WIN THE RUMBLE to get the title!

I hope he draws #1, so he can cry for an hour. That'd be nifty.

-=Mike

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Guest LooneyTune

Raw ends....at 11 on the dot!? And here comes the Wrecking Crew and Maven to beat up HHH and Flair again.

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So Orton is barred forever from challenging HHH for the Title.

 

Forever, of course, lasting until the next PPV.

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Total Freudien slip. JR's just jealous because Randy gets top notch pussy, and JR can only half-bang his saggy bitch of a wife.

You sonofabitch. That just made me imagine JR making the "oh" expression, but only with one side of his face.

Here come the JR "by God that's a slobberknocker" orgasm jokes...

"Mah Gawd! Mah Gawd! I think I'm gonna! Aw mah, STONE COLD STONE SO-- Haw! You thought I was fanished, dadn't ya baby? BAH GAWD! MAH GAWD KANG! MAH... GAWD!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST THANG YOU EVER FELT!! KANG!! KANG!! STONE COLD!! I THINK I'M GONNA.... SPLOOGE!!!"

I KNEW you'd finish typing it before me. You win... for now.

Quik vs. Meatwad IV at the Survivor Series! For only $40!

Live! On Pay-per-view! Meatwad, I will break you in half... AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

 

And I got quoted in a sig. I love when that happens.

So? I'll just lump myself back together and proceed to go all Samurai Lincoln on yo' ass.

 

 

Dude, then the NMO would trounce yo' ass from outtanowhere!

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Guest MikeSC
So Orton is barred forever from challenging HHH for the Title.

 

Forever, of course, lasting until the next PPV.

Hmm, will they bring back the Conqustadors?

-=Mike

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Guest Sylvan Grenier

You're trapped, HHH. There's only one thing you CAN do.

 

 

A hoedown!

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GASP!  This means Orton has to WIN THE RUMBLE to get the title!

I hope he draws #1, so he can cry for an hour. That'd be nifty.

-=Mike

Maybe he can use the Heenan "hide under the ring" idea, or maybe the Road Dogg "hump the bottom rope and hold on for dear life" strategy.

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Guest MikeSC
You're trapped, HHH. There's only one thing you CAN do.

 

 

A hoedown!

He'd blame Flair for the whole thing.

-=Mike

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I hope WWE isn't thinking about bringing back the Maven joins Evolution plan.

 

Ah, this insurrextion against HHH, if this was only really happening backstage. :(

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