The Halloween Joke Thread

[Guest subliminal_animal]

It's that time of year again. Post your best Halloween jokes in here.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

What does the ghost cow say?

 

 

 

He couldn't decide.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

It can also be a girl ghost cow in my joke, if you were thinking to try that one with friends.

[treble 0]

Someone's going to ruin this thread.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Did you get my ghost cow joke? PM me compliments.

[MrRant 0]

[alfdogg 0]

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Fag

[MrRant 0]

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[... 0]

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[Guest curry_man2002]

 

No explanation needed.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because it was a zombie chicken, and after some brains.

BRAINS!

[Richard 0]

what's red and blue, 4 ft tall, and sucks my cock?

 

My son in a spiderman costume.

[MrRant 0]

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Pedophile

[The Czech Republic 0]

As soon as I got it I thought the ghost cow joke was funny.

[Guest DR PHIL]

I don't get the cow joke.

 

The pedophile joke was hilarious though.

[nl5xsk1 0]

what's red and blue, 4 ft tall, and sucks my cock?

 

My son in a spiderman costume.

This joke was the highlight of my Halloween.

 

/had a shitty Halloween.

[Guest subliminal_animal]

Hey, I got a PM about my cow joke. I've waited days for this.