Piper on Impact

[Guest shocker316]

I laughed my ass off at Piper's interview yesterday. It was definitely the highlight of the show. I wonder what Scott Hall will do when he finds out that Piper referred to him as looking like "a beluga whale" who gained 80 pounds since we last saw him though Piper is right.

[Twisted Intestine]

Maybe realize that it was in kayfabe and be booked into a feud with him?

[Guest shocker316]

I don't think that Hall would ok a comment like that, though....

[Guest whitemilesdavis]

I think Hall and Piper are gay.

[Guest Coffey]

See? We DO still need a mod.

[razazteca]

The Albino Midgets will destroy Piper's legs and hip after his comments on Impact.

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Piper is kind of right, Hall did look fat and was wearing such and out of date looking shirt when I last saw him. The last time was on Impact a couple weeks ago.

 

I hope they know what they're doing bringing the Outsiders in.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Here is what happens:

 

It's leaked to the internet Russo is leaving to become a churchgoing man...thus he loses the "DoA" title at Victory Road.

 

Piper does "a big shoot" at Victory Road, running down The Outsiders with many "witty" 80's-esque lame jokes.

 

Piper comes in as a "referee" during Hardy/Jarrett....he SWERVES US ALL~! and costs Hardy the match, throwing him off the ladder.

 

Russo SWERVES US ALL~! and the following is formed.

 

The "New Order":

 

Vince Russo (leader)

Jeff Jarrett

Roddy Piper

Kevin Nash

Scott Hall

 

It's so REVOLUTONARY...available on DIRECT TV!!!!!!!!!

[slimm44]

Piper really makes me laugh. I think I laughed more at Nash's comment about being in the WWE before it was WWE...'Before the dress code'

I can't wait until next week.