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Unhappy Democrats Need to Wait to Get Into Canada

Wed Nov 3, 2004 01:16 PM ET

By David Ljunggren

 

OTTAWA (Reuters) - Disgruntled Democrats seeking a safe Canadian haven after President Bush won Tuesday's election should not pack their bags just yet.

 

Canadian officials made clear on Wednesday that any U.S. citizens so fed up with Bush that they want to make a fresh start up north would have to stand in line like any other would-be immigrants -- a wait that can take up to a year.

 

"You just can't come into Canada and say 'I'm going to stay here'. In other words, there has to be an application. There has to be a reason why the person is coming to Canada," said immigration ministry spokeswoman Maria Iadinardi.

 

There are anywhere from 600,000 to a million Americans living in Canada, a country that leans more to the left than the United States and has traditionally favored the Democrats over the Republicans.

 

But recent statistics show a gradual decline in U.S. citizens coming to work in Canada, which has a creaking publicly funded healthcare system and relatively high levels of personal taxation.

 

Government officials, real estate brokers and Democrat activists said that while some Americans might talk about a move to Canada rather than living with a new Bush administration, they did not expect a mass influx.

 

"It's one thing to say 'I'm leaving for Canada' and quite another to actually find a job here and wonder about where you're going to live and where the children are going to go to school," said one government official.

 

Roger King of the Toronto-based Democrats Abroad group said he had heard nothing to back up talk of a possible exodus of party members.

 

"I imagine most committed Democrats will want to stay in the United States and continue being politically active there," he told Reuters.

 

Americans seeking to immigrate can apply to become permanent citizens of Canada, a process that often takes a year. Becoming a full citizen takes a further three years.

 

The other main way to move north on a long-term basis is to find a job, which in all cases requires a work permit. This takes from four to six months to come through

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?t...storyID=6704292

Just news for the few psychos (nobody here that I know of) who want to leave.

-=Mike

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Guest Fire and Knives
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Eh, Canada has resoundingly terrible health care anyway, as I understand it. I'm looking into communes in Vermont, myself.

 

K.

Guest Fire and Knives
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Eh, Canada has resoundingly terrible health care anyway, as I understand it. I'm looking into communes in Vermont, myself.

 

K.

OMG YOUR A DIRTY HIPPY BABYEATER FAG LOL

Hey.

 

I showered today.

 

K.

Guest Fire and Knives
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Eh, Canada has resoundingly terrible health care anyway, as I understand it. I'm looking into communes in Vermont, myself.

 

K.

Speaking as someone who uses it an awful lot, I can honestly say our healthcare system, much like Canada the nation, rocks.

I'd have to wait a year, though. I can just drive up to Vermont.

 

K.

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You guys can stay with me if you want.

You wouldn't want to cuddle, would you? Because that might seem a little gay. :)

 

And you wouldn't slap somebody if they didn't know who the head writer for SNL was in 1983, would you?

-=Mike

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You guys can stay with me if you want.

You wouldn't want to cuddle, would you? Because that might seem a little gay. :)

 

And you wouldn't slap somebody if they didn't know who the head writer for SNL was in 1983, would you?

-=Mike

Or if they didn't know who Yvonne Hudson and Dan Vitale were

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You guys can stay with me if you want.

You wouldn't want to cuddle, would you? Because that might seem a little gay. :)

 

And you wouldn't slap somebody if they didn't know who the head writer for SNL was in 1983, would you?

-=Mike

Or if they didn't know who Yvonne Hudson and Dan Vitale were

Are you making those names up?

 

*prepares for angry backlash*

-=Mike

Guest Fire and Knives
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Yeah, I've never seen a Yvonne. Do they sell them in Canada?

 

K.

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I'm still waiting for Alec Baldwin to move there, like he said he would in 2000...

It'll take a year.

 

And it's harder for shitty CANADIAN movies to annoy Amerian audiences than shitty AMERICAN movies.

-=Mike

...Who actually liked a movie of Alec's, but can't remember it's title. It wasn't a hit --- but that's most of his career...

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They make a lot of American movies in Canada, anyway.

Well, most of you are like America anyway. Just with too many Canadians. :)

-=Mike

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They make a lot of American movies in Canada, anyway.

Toronto, Vancouver and Montreal are all pretty big for that sort of thing, on account of the cheap Canadian dollar (which is RISING fast believe it or not).

 

I loved that scene in South Park the movie where the Canadians bombed the Baldwins' house, if only because it would be way cool to do that in real life.

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You guys can stay with me if you want.

You wouldn't want to cuddle, would you? Because that might seem a little gay. :)

 

And you wouldn't slap somebody if they didn't know who the head writer for SNL was in 1983, would you?

-=Mike

Or if they didn't know who Yvonne Hudson and Dan Vitale were

Are you making those names up?

 

*prepares for angry backlash*

-=Mike

You don't know that Yvonne Hudson and Dan Vitale were both members of the SNL cast/featured player during the early 80s when Lorne wasn't producing the show???

 

God Mike- I thought you were intelligent

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You guys can stay with me if you want.

You wouldn't want to cuddle, would you? Because that might seem a little gay. :)

 

And you wouldn't slap somebody if they didn't know who the head writer for SNL was in 1983, would you?

-=Mike

Or if they didn't know who Yvonne Hudson and Dan Vitale were

Are you making those names up?

 

*prepares for angry backlash*

-=Mike

You don't know that Yvonne Hudson and Dan Vitale were both members of the SNL cast/featured player during the early 80s when Lorne wasn't producing the show???

 

God Mike- I thought you were intelligent

*evil eyes*

Dan Vitale was in 1985-86, Lorne's first season back

 

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Guest Salacious Crumb
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I'm still waiting for Alec Baldwin to move there, like he said he would in 2000...

I'm really hoping Babs finally leaves and takes her shitty music with her. I think we can all agree with that.

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