This is Dedicated to Some of the Hard-Core Left

[Guest MD2020]

Give her a break. She said she has great tits.

I'm sure her tits would help in covering up a problem so you'd never something bad happened.

-=Mike

Who knows what their limits are

As a rule, it's wrong to blame tits for any wrong doing. In fact, if we could find a way to run a set of nice tits for President, I'd vote for them.

-=Mike

What if it was a nice set of tits, but they were, say, "newer" than they once were. Would we have to wait for the silicon to get to 35 before we could vote for them?

Perfect tits are timeless.

-=Mike

True, but I'm talking about the Constitution and its requirement that a person has to be 35 years old to serve as president. I would hate to vote for the tits and then find out they're only like, 10 years old, and thus my vote would be "disenfranchised".

 

I would be so mad if that happened, I'd have to protest--if, you know, I didn't have a job to go to...

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

This is probably the most light-hearted C.E. thread in ages.

Many CE threads were light-hearted until this stupid election came around.

 

It'll probably go back to the usual CE format: Commie makes thread about how Bush sucks, I'll make a Mikey Moore fat joke, and the thread will then take a 180-degree turn into something stupid about how Ann Coulter and Al Franken should wrestle in a cage match or something...

[The Thread Killer 0]

If Mike and KKK started their own country, I would probably move there...provided that these tits that everybody keeps going on about were also made available in this new country...and that said tits were female and didn't belong to Fat Mikey Moore. Oh and also I would want the new country to declare war on France.

[DerangedHermit 0]

how Ann Coulter and Al Franken should wrestle in a cage match or something...

Stuart Smalley should interfere so that the crowd is all like "WTF?" and Ann Coulter is all like "WTF?" and then Franken wins

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

See, things are starting to get back to normal.

 

Now let me throw in an OMGFAUXNEWSLOL2004!

 

There, the country's starting to "heal" already...

[The Thread Killer 0]

Now let me throw in an OMGFAUXNEWSLOL2004!

 

YES!

 

That's what the people came here to see.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Now let me throw in an OMGFAUXNEWSLOL2004!

 

YES!

 

That's what the people came here to see.

BUT CNN, COMMIE NEWS NETWORK EATS BABIES AND HAS SEX WITH OSAMA BIN LADEN~