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Pit stop already? There's still 45 minutes left!

I think they did the same thing last season too though...

 

After the pit stop will just be the other teams doing their next leg most likely...and they probaly won't get to the second pit stop this show..

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Pit stop already?  There's still 45 minutes left!

I think they did the same thing last season too though...

 

After the pit stop will just be the other teams doing their next leg most likely...and they probaly won't get to the second pit stop this show..

Last season was only an hour and a half, though.

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I like the token black team. Ummm..no one really stood our except for the wrestlers and the crazy guy who kept going "Whoooo".

 

"I made a mistake, can we get past this?!"

"I should have done this myself!"

"Shut your redneck mouth."

 

LMAO..that's not exact quotes but it's what I remember.

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Team Jew stood out pretty well. Sadly, they jobbed right out of the gates.

 

Reading TV Guide today, Phil said that there a couple of rule changes, and that we'd have to watch to see them. I didn't see them here, but I might guess that there'd be time penalties for people that sped a bit too much. Also, I hope that the Yield is dead and gone.

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HAWT debut episode tonight to start us off, let's hope they keep the pace going.

 

- Aaron. Oh my. Bless your pants-engorging orange top. They're my current 'fave' team. Hayden seems like a less psychopathicly intense, nicer version of Colin.

 

- INDY SCUM GOES TO ICELAND!~ That was fucking great. When she said to him "Are you tough enough?" and he yelled it back I almost fucking died. Bolo's selling on the glacier was Kawada-esque.

 

- MORMON TITTAY~!

 

- "My implants are frozen."

 

- Jonathan is such a cockfag. It's beyond any comprehension how he survives life.

 

- Good to see that the old couple hasn't change their traditional flag of "The team that really sucks and it boring."

 

- The two girls that look like twins but aren't twins scare me. Because they're best friends. But more, because they're twins.

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Pretty good opening episode. I also was sad to see the NYJ go out. They were the most likable of the bunch. How could you not enjoy the "New York Jews in Iceland" song?

 

The Mormons are attractive, but, you know. I miss the Twins.

 

I also thought The Douche was Colin 2.0. He even Whoo'd like Colin (had to love the scene where the stoic Icelander has to tell the moron to sit down). Amazing how he was even more of a jerk than Colin was. And that superhero line was brilliant, especially with the look that poor Jobber # 1 gave him. I found myself laughing at all the fights, from Hellboy and Whatsherface, to Douche and his Ho, to the Gassed Jobber Connection. Almost every team seems retarded.

 

I must say, Haylee or whatever has very fine breastststss. Also, the blonde model, whoever she was. Lookin good.

 

Teams I Don't Hate:

Snowbathing Embarrassing Dad with Cute Daughter

Token Old Couple

 

Teams I Love to Hate:

Team Douche

Gassed Jobber Connection

 

Tits:

The Shy Mormon

Juggs

Blondie McFunbags

 

Looking forward to Team Hellboy exploding next week.

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One thing they didn't mention on the show but you can find on CBS.com regarding Team Hellboy is the fact that she part of their breakup is attributed to the fact that she thought he was gay.

THOUGHT? Oh, come on, it's so fucking obvious that he is.

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