Election 2008

[justcoz]

okay... i didn't really mean millions, it was an exaggeration (said in George W's way to make it sound like a big word)... what can i say, i'm a flip flopper?

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America]

MILLIONS!

[2GOLD]

No wait...BILLIONS!!!

[Rob E Dangerously]

2008 might be the year for Jack Grimes to finally win the Presidency.

 

 

Mr. Jackson Kirk Grimes

 

Current Office: Challenger

Office Seeking: President

Party: United Fascist Union

 

Background Information

 

Gender: Male

Family: Single.

Birthdate: 09/09/1950

Birthplace: Tampa, FL

Home City: Elkton, MD

Religion: Pagan

 

Education:

Attended, N.Y.C. School of Drama & Arts Rockefeller Plaza Branch

GED.

 

Professional Experience:

Stock Broker, Certified, Hibbard & Brown, 1997-1998

Corporal, United States Army, 1968-1972

Actor, Shakespearan off-Broadway productions.

 

Political Experience:

Candidate for United States President, United Facist Union, 2000

Director & Chief Executive Officer, United Fascist Union, 1996-2003

Storm Trooper, Facist Freedom Front, 1967.

 

Organizations:

Member, Veterans of Foreign Wars, 2000-2003

Member, Eagles of Lackawanna County, 1999-2001

Member, Screen Actors Guild, 1991-1996

 

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Articles or Books Written by the Candidate:

'New World Order for the New Millennium' with Sally Parker.

 

Favorites:

Favorite food: Wonton soup

Favorite movie: 'A.D.'

Favorite Book: 'Poe & King were great, too many to pick'

Favorite type of Music: Blues & Jazz.

 

Pets:

1 Cat: Little Boo - now deceased.

 

Hobbies or Special Talents:

Piano and violin playing, pressing wild flowers.

 

Astrological Sign:

Virgo

 

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Family of Origin:

Father - Joshua Grimes

Mother - Mabel Grimes.

 

High School Attended:

GED.

 

Awards:

Grimes received the Purple Heart, Bronze Star, Silver Star and the Vietnam Service Medal during his two tours of duty in Vietnam.

 

Net Worth:

31,000.00

 

I served in Vietnam!

[iggymcfly]

I was just thinking, how sad would it be if this thread is actually still going in 2008 when the election comes.

[2GOLD]

I was just thinking, how sad would it be if this thread is actually still going in 2008 when the election comes.

 

I think you'd be legally allowed to kill all those who bumped it past 2004.

[Special K]

I'm taking this opportinity to say I haven't read this thread at all. Because I know what my 2008 election hopes are. OH PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE McCain! He is so the shit! I really wanted him to win in 2000. That is all.

 

P.S. PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE McCain.