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Guest Nanks
Fuck, America's soft.  We played full contact Aussie Rules & British Bulldogs at school.  They discouraged the playing of Mugby (Rugby with no rules) but there was none of this 'Wall' shit.

We were only allowed to do it in class with the teacher's permission.

The chairs and tables would indeed bring a new aspect to the game of British Bulldogs.

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Fuck, America's soft. We played full contact Aussie Rules & British Bulldogs at school. They discouraged the playing of Mugby (Rugby with no rules) but there was none of this 'Wall' shit.

Damn right, every lunch time it'd be out to the oval for Footy or some other game where we'd hurt each other. Those were the days my friend.

 

Soccer usually turned into a full contact sport as well.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

I went to this great rural elementary school full of farm kids and poor white trash. There was bloodshed at every recess.

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Rugby League at school at lunchtime is insane. There is no courtesy for the size of smaller guys whatsoever, and I wish I had a dollar for every bone broken. I'm a bigger guy so I can hold myself well, but damn, I'm glad I'm not about 20 KG lighter and have some semblance of football ability.

 

A friend of mine who lived out in the country a bit as a result went to a country school, and there was a group of about 20 kids that had their own representation of a fight club, with two teams, and every lunchhour they'd gather in a select remote part of the school, two guys would face off and they'd beat the living shit out of eachother. It ended up being broken up when one of the participants couldn't clean himself up before period 7, but it was fun while it lasted.

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Rugby League at school at lunchtime is insane. There is no courtesy for the size of smaller guys whatsoever, and I wish I had a dollar for every bone broken. I'm a bigger guy so I can hold myself well, but damn, I'm glad I'm not about 20 KG lighter and have some semblance of football ability.

 

A friend of mine who lived out in the country a bit as a result went to a country school, and there was a group of about 20 kids that had their own representation of a fight club, with two teams, and every lunchhour they'd gather in a select remote part of the school, two guys would face off and they'd beat the living shit out of eachother. It ended up being broken up when one of the participants couldn't clean himself up before period 7, but it was fun while it lasted.

We invented a game where to win you had to get past 4 teams of two people, each with cricket bats and tennis balls as weapons, without getting hit. Once you got past one team you had 10 seconds rest then onto the next. It was called "Alien Attack" due to the idea that you had to escape the "Aliens" to win.

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Guest Shutterspeed

The only downside to a game like that is obvious restrictions. I mean, you can't go and full-on bludgeon someone in the head with a cricket bat.

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The only downside to a game like that is obvious restrictions. I mean, you can't go and full-on bludgeon someone in the head with a cricket bat.

Who says we didn't? Of course there were rules in place, but i took more then enough tennis ball shots to the head.

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Guest BDC
Fuck, America's soft.

Once again, an Aussie has shown us the light

We really don't want to be, but there are all these damned bleeding heart liberals everywhere.

 

Y'know, give me a cricket bat. I'm going to go "alien" some guys in the skull.

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Guest Nanks
Tree limb to the back > curling stone to the head.

 

Oh, it's happened.

Sorry, I thought we were doing a sporting equipment thing.

 

But no, a tree limb in the back probably wouldn't be worse than a curling stone in the head. You can't lift those things. And I know what being hit by a tree feels like, many times over.

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Guest Shutterspeed

I thought it was just schoolyard mishaps in general.

 

But this is a fair dinkum cocksucker of a tree branch - the really heavy cunts that require more than one person to lift. Having one of those thrown on your back doesn't yield positive results for the victim.

 

Tidbit: Tailbones aren't invincible either.

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