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"The shark is bigger than a helicopter. It is huge," said Lambinon, adding that rescue crews spotted it swimming in the area after the attack.

 

 

...that is a big fucking Shark.

Posted
Poor lady and a terrible way to go out.

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/...6p-216798c.html

I don't know why, but this just seems to scream "tabloid-fodder" to me. Something about this doesn't "smell" right.

 

What?

The shark apparently being as big as a chopper or that it shredded her and then rose out of the water to swallow her whole?

 

If it's true, leave the poor creature alone. I mean, what will be the scientific purpose of killing the shark?

Posted
Poor lady and a terrible way to go out.

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/...6p-216798c.html

I don't know why, but this just seems to scream "tabloid-fodder" to me. Something about this doesn't "smell" right.

 

What?

The shark apparently being as big as a chopper or that it shredded her and then rose out of the water to swallow her whole?

 

If it's true, leave the poor creature alone. I mean, what will be the scientific purpose of killing the shark?

If the shark decides to stick around and stake a claim on a "hunting ground" there, then the South African Natal Shark Board will be forced to kill the shark. I don't know about you, but knowing a 20 ft. shark is patrolling that beach would certainly make me stay away from it.

 

Just like in the movie Jaws, the South African region that Cape Town is in relies heavily on tourism.

Posted
Poor lady and a terrible way to go out.

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/...6p-216798c.html

I don't know why, but this just seems to scream "tabloid-fodder" to me. Something about this doesn't "smell" right.

 

What?

The shark apparently being as big as a chopper or that it shredded her and then rose out of the water to swallow her whole?

 

If it's true, leave the poor creature alone. I mean, what will be the scientific purpose of killing the shark?

If the shark decides to stick around and stake a claim on a "hunting ground" there, then the South African Natal Shark Board will be forced to kill the shark. I don't know about you, but knowing a 20 ft. shark is patrolling that beach would certainly make me stay away from it.

 

Just like in the movie Jaws, the South African region that Cape Town is in relies heavily on tourism.

 

Screw that man, survival of the strongest. Those who can't outswim the shark, DON'T get to buy a t-shirt.

 

In fact, let's film it and call it "SURVIVOR: SHARK WATER"

Call Budweiser, they'll sponsor anything.

Posted
Poor lady and a terrible way to go out.

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/...6p-216798c.html

I don't know why, but this just seems to scream "tabloid-fodder" to me. Something about this doesn't "smell" right.

 

What?

The shark apparently being as big as a chopper or that it shredded her and then rose out of the water to swallow her whole?

 

If it's true, leave the poor creature alone. I mean, what will be the scientific purpose of killing the shark?

If the shark decides to stick around and stake a claim on a "hunting ground" there, then the South African Natal Shark Board will be forced to kill the shark. I don't know about you, but knowing a 20 ft. shark is patrolling that beach would certainly make me stay away from it.

 

Just like in the movie Jaws, the South African region that Cape Town is in relies heavily on tourism.

 

Screw that man, survival of the strongest. Those who can't outswim the shark, DON'T get to buy a t-shirt.

 

In fact, let's film it and call it "SURVIVOR: SHARK WATER"

Call Budweiser, they'll sponsor anything.

Call FOX, too. They always need more footage for "When Animals Attack."

 

Seriously, though; by this time next week, that shark will either be gone from the area, or dead.

Posted
Seriously, though; by this time next week, that shark will either be gone from the area, or dead.

 

OR, it'll have eaten a chopper and a small boat.

 

That is a big god damn shark.

Posted
Seriously, though; by this time next week, that shark will either be gone from the area, or dead.

 

OR, it'll have eaten a chopper and a small boat.

 

That is a big god damn shark.

Maybe, just maybe.

 

Also, in case you're wondering WTF I'm talking about when I mentioned the South African Natal Shark Board, here you go:

http://www.shark.co.za/

Posted
Poor lady and a terrible way to go out.

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/...6p-216798c.html

I don't know why, but this just seems to scream "tabloid-fodder" to me. Something about this doesn't "smell" right.

 

What?

The shark apparently being as big as a chopper or that it shredded her and then rose out of the water to swallow her whole?

 

If it's true, leave the poor creature alone. I mean, what will be the scientific purpose of killing the shark?

.......revenge.

Posted
If it's true, leave the poor creature alone. I mean, what will be the scientific purpose of killing the shark?

Ummm...making sure it doesn't kill any more people?

Posted
Poor lady and a terrible way to go out.

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/...6p-216798c.html

I don't know why, but this just seems to scream "tabloid-fodder" to me. Something about this doesn't "smell" right.

 

What?

The shark apparently being as big as a chopper or that it shredded her and then rose out of the water to swallow her whole?

 

If it's true, leave the poor creature alone. I mean, what will be the scientific purpose of killing the shark?

.......revenge.

 

And Vyce nails it. Way to go.

Guest DubWiser
Posted
.......revenge.

Revenge for what? The shark didn't break into the woman's house and eat her.

Posted
Poor lady and a terrible way to go out.

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wn_report/...6p-216798c.html

I don't know why, but this just seems to scream "tabloid-fodder" to me. Something about this doesn't "smell" right.

 

What?

The shark apparently being as big as a chopper or that it shredded her and then rose out of the water to swallow her whole?

 

If it's true, leave the poor creature alone. I mean, what will be the scientific purpose of killing the shark?

.......revenge.

 

And Vyce nails it. Way to go.

A humble lay-up, thanks to your assist. ;)

 

Revenge for what? The shark didn't break into the woman's house and eat her

 

Watch this.

Posted

I really hate the killing man-eating shark idea. If people want to go into the shark's home they take the risk it might attack them. Were a shark to start stalking people on land and eating them, then killing it is perfectly justified.

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