Highland 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2004 (edited) on grilled cheese. Palm Beach Post Staff Columnist Friday, November 19, 2004 I have come like a pilgrim to this modest Fort Lauderdale neighborhood, nestled conveniently between the flight path of a major airport and an Indian gaming casino, to witness a miracle — in marketing, if nothing else. I'm here to see the 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich. The one with the bite taken out of it, and the toasty visage of what is purported to be the face of the mother of Jesus. The ultimate wonder bread. Or what The New York Post has already proclaimed: The Holy Grill — and then piling on with a side of "Praise Cheese-us!" But alas, I am turned away at the door by the son of Diana Duyser, 52, who has grown weary of explaining her miraculous Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese sandwich, which has been drawing bids in the tens of thousands of dollars on the online auction site, eBay. "People from all over the world have been calling," Duyser's son, Robert, said. "It's been day and night." Seller: 'I am not scamming anyone' As of Thursday afternoon, the top bid for Duyser's partially eaten grilled cheese sandwich was $16,600, and interest in her item has attracted more than 1.2 million online visitors and fueled eBay's since-reversed decision to remove her item as a hoax. It is on this auction site that Duyser has told the story of the sandwich she has kept in a plastic container for 10 years, calling its lack of mold a miracle in itself, and ascribing gambling winnings at the nearby casino as evidence of the sandwich's power. "I would like all bidders to know that I do believe that this is the Virgin Mary Mother of God," her auction site says. "I am not scamming anyone." Duyser's sacred sandwich has unleashed a cottage industry of Virgin Mary grilled cheese paraphernalia, a plethora of additional items for people who just can't come up with the kind of money it would take to own the original. You can buy a T-shirt that says "I ate the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese" on the front, with the words, "It was sacrilicious" on the back. Or another one that says, "If you grill it, she will come." The image of the partially eaten grilled cheese sandwich with the alleged face on the bread's surface has, in the past few days, become a piece of Americana. Thong among tributes to sandwich There are Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese coffee mugs, Christmas ornaments, jewelry, trading cards and even thong underwear. Internet entrepreneurs have snapped up domain names using the words "virgin mary grilled cheese" and are selling variations of them as web addresses. One eBay seller in Michigan is offering a custom-made Virgin Mary Grill Cheese sandwich, offering the buyer a chance to improve on the original by picking cheddar, Swiss or American cheese, and opting for facial expressions listed as "religious, sincere, loving, cheerful, stout, portly, sullen, etc." Copycat skilleteers abound: Bids are now being taken on grilled cheese sandwiches that bear the faces of Elvis, Joan Collins, and "the Virgin Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen." There's even a guy who claims to have cooked up a pork chop that looked like the pope — something he's calling "the PopeChop." Yes, miracles abound. Only religion, or really good drugs, could convince people to see an "image" on a piece of toast. Edited November 20, 2004 by Highland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted November 20, 2004 http://search.ebay.com/virgin-mary_W0QQfro...osortpropertyZ3 Here are all the eBay items mocking her. Her "real" grilled cheese is a bit down the page, only selling at around 8,000. While most of the knockoffs are in the millions. Why even bother paying the seller fees when you know someone isn't going to pay you $20,000,000. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted November 20, 2004 GAH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2004 GAH! that is OBVIOUSLY Edward Norton on that piece of bread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2004 Looks more like Lucille Ball to me. Luuuucy you have some splanin' to do! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted November 21, 2004 It never fails to amaze me how gullible some "Catholics" are. Whatever happened to the 2nd Commandment? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ian. Report post Posted November 21, 2004 Looks like Marilyn Monroe. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
godthedog 0 Report post Posted November 21, 2004 this one was funny: a 7-foot statue of jar jar binks, with "VIRGIN MARY GR CHEESE" slapped into the title for no reason whatsoever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
