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Guest Phenom
How is beating TOMKO an Upset? The guy has a record of like 1-99.

I know. That guy needs a win! Any win! He beat Steven Richards at a DUD Blood match, and that's it.

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Hurricane and Tomko are having a painfully pedestrian match with absolutely no storytelling involved and completely random moves being performed. In other words, it's like 95% of the WWE's matches. The announcers suck. The announcers sucking is the most notable thing about this match, and this show. Tomko won with a shitty torturerack neckbreaker. No one will remember this match

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Guest Phenom
Hurricane and Tomko are having a painfully pedestrian match with absolutely no storytelling involved and completely random moves being performed. In other words, it's like 95% of the WWE's matches. The announcers suck. The announcers sucking is the most notable thing about this match, and this show. Tomko won with a shitty torturerack neckbreaker. No one will remember this match

Hey, this is Sunday Night Heat, not fricken WrestleMania.

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Guest LooneyTune

I'll remember one thing: Grisham doesn't know how to pronounce Jushin Ligers fucking name.

 

BTW, does anyone know the next time WWE will have a RAW or Smackdown taping at MSG?

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Guest LooneyTune

The only way this won't suck (the RAW GM stuff) is that HHH actually LOSES the title in the next 3 weeks. If he retains the title for all 4 shows that will completely fuck over the purpose of the whole thing.

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Guest LooneyTune

Here's a fun little game: Can anyone name a Sunday Night Heat match in the last 2 years that didn't suck and was (kinda) rememberable)?

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Here's a fun little game: Can anyone name a Sunday Night Heat match in the last 2 years that didn't suck and was (kinda) rememberable)?

Couple weeks ago...the same as tonight's Heat Main Event.

 

Richards vs. Jericho

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Hurricane and Tomko are having a painfully pedestrian match with absolutely no storytelling involved and completely random moves being performed.  In other words, it's like 95% of the WWE's matches.  The announcers suck.  The announcers sucking is the most notable thing about this match, and this show.  Tomko won with a shitty torturerack neckbreaker.  No one will remember this match

Hey, this is Sunday Night Heat, not fricken WrestleMania.

That mentality is what has been killing the Weekend shows for the past few years. It's the reason why they struggle to break 1.0

 

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Coach: "Whats your problem?Whats your problem?Whats your problem?"

 

O'Hara: "It's the last practice of the season,and this asshole thinks it's the Super Bowl!"

 

Coach: "You just summed up your whole sorry career here in one sentence. If you had half the heart of Ruuttigers' you would've made All-American. As it is you just went from the third team to the prep team! Go on get outta here!"

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Guest LooneyTune

Im' begging for a fan to pull a Pistons/Pacers game and deck Grisham with a cup of beer, then have someone beat him an inch from death, so he'd have to live with the suffering.

 

Jericho: Come on, Ass Clown!

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Guest LooneyTune

That was the funniest shit I've seen in quite a while...that is funniest INTENTIONAL stuff. Not like Nathan Jones falling over trying to do a kick.

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Here's a fun little game: Can anyone name a Sunday Night Heat match in the last 2 years that didn't suck and was (kinda) rememberable)?

Dudleyz vs Storm/Venis, two weeks before WrestleMania this year.

 

Low-end MOTYC IMO.

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This is the worst announcing I have ever heard.

 

Worse than the shitty british commentators on my best of Chris Daniels DVD. Worse than the ROH announcers on ASE. Worse than Craig Degeorge and Bruno Sammartino on UWF. Worse than JR and King. Worse than Lord Alfred and Sean Mooney. They have set the standard for truly bad announcing and have combined the worst aspects of all those mentioned above.

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