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The PPV Prediction thread hasn't been done in a few months and, seeing as how I don't have much better to do at the moment, I figured I might as well bring it back! So, to run down the card....

 

The Elimination Chamber

OAOAST Heavyweight Championship

Sly Sommers vs. Crystal vs. Axel vs. Drek Stone vs. Ragdoll vs. Chris Stevens

 

Zack Malibu/??? vs. The Global Party XChange

 

No-Disqualification

OAOAST X-Division Championship

Leon Rodez© vs. The Mad Cappa

 

"Invitation to Anarchy!"

Glory By Anarchy vs. The Skulls vs. The Fanboys vs. The Love Doctors vs. The Tethers vs. The Full Blooded Aussies vs. South Central Militia vs. The Illuminators vs. The Frankensteiners vs. Chris and James

 

Grudge Match

Panther vs. Brock Ausstin

 

Hell's Hitmen vs. The New New Midnight Express

 

Black T vs. The Love Doctors

 

Alex Bryant vs. Jonas Smith

 

The Phenom vs. Pheonix

 

.....I'll post my predictions later.

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As promised:

 

The Elimination Chamber

OAOAST Heavyweight Championship

Sly Sommers vs. Crystal vs. Axel vs. Drek Stone vs. Ragdoll vs. Chris Stevens

WINNER: Blood banks all over the world

 

Zack Malibu/??? vs. The Global Party XChange

WINNERS: The Global Party XChange. I'm not aware if this match is for the title or not, but either way, I think the GPX will win this one. They've just been such a strong, popular team - and with no one willing to help out Zack, I don't see how he can take the tag titles away from them.

 

No-Disqualification

OAOAST X-Division Championship

Leon Rodez© vs. The Mad Cappa

WINNER: Leon Rodez. His X-Division reign has just been too strong at this point to be ended so quickly

 

"Invitation to Anarchy!"

Glory By Anarchy vs. The Skulls vs. The Fanboys vs. The Love Doctors vs. The Tethers vs. The Full Blooded Aussies vs. South Central Militia vs. The Illuminators vs. The Frankensteiners vs. Chris and James

WINNERS: This is a really tough one to pick. There are so many teams here that have a shot at winning this. But I think I'm going to take a big leap and say The Illuminators are walking out of this with the win. They've been impressive so far.

EDIT: I said the South Central Militia at first, but then changed it. So if they wind up winning, credit me anyway! If they don't, completely disregard this.

 

Grudge Match

Panther vs. Brock Ausstin

WINNER: I see Brock Ausstin winning the match this month, possibly due to dishonest means from Uncle Kev, leading to a rematch in December. These two can get so much more mileage out of their feud!

 

Hell's Hitmen vs. The New New Midnight Express

WINNERS: The New New Midnight Express. Hell's Hitmen may be a stronger team, but the NNMX are a much, much smarter team. Expect them to win this and receive their tag title shots in December.

 

Black T vs. The Love Doctors

WINNERS: Black T. I want to say that the underdogs are going to pull off the upset of the year and get the win here, but you can just never count out Black T.

 

Alex Bryant vs. Jonas Smith

WINNER: Alex Bryant. Jonas Smith will get some good shots here and possibly take Alex Bryant to the limit. Yet, Bryant will ultimately show the importance of experience, and end Smith's bid for revenge - at least for now.

 

The Phenom vs. Pheonix

WINNER: Phenom. He should make short work of Pheonix here.

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The Elimination Chamber

OAOAST Heavyweight Championship

Sly Sommers vs. Crystal vs. Axel vs. Drek Stone vs. Ragdoll vs. Chris Stevens

The smart money would be on Drek I suppose and seeing as I'm smart, that's where my money will go.

 

Zack Malibu/??? vs. The Global Party XChange

GPX, for the same sort of reason that Drek said. Zack doesn't really need to beat the GPX, while the GPX are the Tag Champs and would benefit from beating Zack and partner.

 

No-Disqualification

OAOAST X-Division Championship

Leon Rodez© vs. The Mad Cappa

Who knows? I don't! Or do I? No!

 

"Invitation to Anarchy!"

Glory By Anarchy vs. The Skulls vs. The Fanboys vs. The Love Doctors vs. The Tethers vs. The Full Blooded Aussies vs. South Central Militia vs. The Illuminators vs. The Frankensteiners vs. Chris and James

Uhm, see above. I'm really not sure but it's going to be off the wall whatever happens.

 

Grudge Match

Panther vs. Brock Ausstin

Ausstin as I think I know what may go down.

 

Hell's Hitmen vs. The New New Midnight Express

I'll go with the Hitmen, just because they're crazy mofos.

 

Black T vs. The Love Doctors

Love Doctors, pullin' double duty. So obviously Black T'll win.

 

Alex Bryant vs. Jonas Smith

Bryant.

 

The Phenom vs. Pheonix

And, this one is pretty darned obvious.

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The Elimination Chamber

OAOAST Heavyweight Championship

Sly Sommers vs. Crystal vs. Axel vs. Drek Stone vs. Ragdoll vs. Chris Stevens

Fuckin...uhhhh...dunno...Me? Fuck...you know, being drunk is fun...but i'd be damned if it's hard to type...

 

Zack Malibu/??? vs. The Global Party XChange

Pffffffft...MALIBU'S A QUEEEEEERRR!!!! On that note, GPX

 

No-Disqualification

OAOAST X-Division Championship

Leon Rodez© vs. The Mad Cappa

The Collosus of Rodez cannot be stopped, bitches!

 

"Invitation to Anarchy!"

Glory By Anarchy vs. The Skulls vs. The Fanboys vs. The Love Doctors vs. The Tethers vs. The Full Blooded Aussies vs. South Central Militia vs. The Illuminators vs. The Frankensteiners vs. Chris and James

....SCM? Why the FUCK not!!

 

Grudge Match

Panther vs. Brock Ausstin

Panther es muy fantastico. Brock Ausstin? NO ME GUSTA, BIETCHES!!

 

Hell's Hitmen vs. The New New Midnight Express

The New NEW MXC

 

Black T vs. The Love Doctors

Black T...by the way, BOTH of these teams are the name's of pornos...weird.

 

Alex Bryant vs. Jonas Smith

My name is JONAS.....and I am gonna lose....Weezer? Anyone?

 

The Phenom vs. Pheonix

The male Crystal wins.......cuz...she's the FEMALE phenom?...and....hey, more Jack Daniels for Ken...

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Alex Bryant vs. Jonas Smith

My name is JONAS.....and I am gonna lose....Weezer? Anyone?

Dude, that's SO where I got the name for the character. Stupid mind-reader...

 

Anyway...

 

The Elimination Chamber

OAOAST Heavyweight Championship

Sly Sommers vs. Crystal vs. Axel vs. Drek Stone vs. Ragdoll vs. Chris Stevens

Larry Zbyszko.

 

Zack Malibu/??? vs. The Global Party XChange

I don't get why Zack gets to have three partners, but since it's four-on-two, I say Zack's crew wins.

 

No-Disqualification

OAOAST X-Division Championship

Leon Rodez© vs. The Mad Cappa

Rodez, because his name's better than "Mad Cappa".

 

"Invitation to Anarchy!"

Glory By Anarchy vs. The Skulls vs. The Fanboys vs. The Love Doctors vs. The Tethers vs. The Full Blooded Aussies vs. South Central Militia vs. The Illuminators vs. The Frankensteiners vs. Chris and James

The Warlord and Skinner

 

Grudge Match

Panther vs. Brock Ausstin

Animals usually destroy human beings, even gimongous ones, so Panter's winning this one.

 

Hell's Hitmen vs. The New New Midnight Express

NNME, because Jingus is a peiner-head.

 

Black T vs. The Love Doctors

The LD's are doctors and therefore have healing powers that enable them to reverse any effects from hot, blackened tea...but, as their initials state, they're also "LD". So, BT for me.

 

Alex Bryant vs. Jonas Smith

Brutus Beefcake.

 

The Phenom vs. Pheonix

Going out on a limb and saying the misspelt home of the Suns pulls it out.

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The Elimination Chamber

OAOAST Heavyweight Championship

Sly Sommers vs. Crystal vs. Axel vs. Drek Stone vs. Ragdoll vs. Chris Stevens

In an upset, La Parka.

 

Zack Malibu/??? vs. The Global Party XChange

Zack and his 'mystey' guest. I have an idea who it is, and so should you.

 

No-Disqualification

OAOAST X-Division Championship

Leon Rodez© vs. The Mad Cappa

Leon Rodez, because he lost the Thursday night match.

 

Invitation to Anarchy

Chris and James. I just see it happening.

 

Panther vs. Brock Ausstin

Ausstin. Come on, you know it!

 

Hell's Hitmen vs. The New New Midnight Express

NNMW. 1 year is a long time; look at Bill Goldberg.

 

Black T vs. The Love Doctors

Love Doctors, for no real reason.

 

Alex Bryant vs. Jonas Smith

Jonas Smith. See above.

 

I disqualify myself from the last match prediction, as I'm in it.

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