AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Justice Smith looks like he could have been a member of the Cosby Kids from the old Fat Albert cartoon with that hat. Soon to be a major motion picture! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Ryan Reves = The Reincarnation of Ted Arcidi. Or, since he nicknamed himself after a monkey, Giant Gonzales Jr. Oh be nice...Gonzalez never opened his mouth to reveal just how stupid he really was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Hoo boy, they're going the...um...whatever that semi-finalist from the Diva search's name is route for the contest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted December 3, 2004 So, Dan's the Tough Enough's version of Carmella? The difference though is the crowd actually likes Puder (without the audio sweetening) and the crowd isn't pissing all over the whole thing...anymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Miz reminds me too much of Zach Gowen...except Gowen looked even more like a moron. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Don't worry Ryan, we have some lovely parting gifts: an OVW contract and a Diva Search loser waiting spread-eagled in your hotel room. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Downhome 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Kill Smackdown right now please, mmmk? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Zach Gowen Jr. already looks like a woman...he just has to throw on a wig and skirt and he's set. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Miz reminds me too much of Zach Gowen...except Gowen looked even more like a moron. Eh, I think Gowen could kick Miz's ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 ...oh no, she didn't. Â UGH. She HAD to do that, didn't she? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Oh my, Tazz just quoted a Kelis lyric. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Kenzo got the idea to instigate from that Rumble Roses commercial. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slimm44 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Genius! Have three guys dress up as women to see who is tough enough! Give that writer a raise! Â This has to be the dumbest of any reality type contest/show. Let's have these guys come out and have people vote them off one by one without showing any in ring training/capabilities ecept against Smackdown stars. It is so hard to decide which sucks more OC or Smackdown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Does "What time is it" replace "I'm Spicy" as the annoying Burger King phrase? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Does "What time is it" replace "I'm Spicy" as the annoying Burger King phrase? Still better than "I'm lovin' it." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted December 3, 2004 For a second, I thought Miss Jackie was Dawn Marie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted December 3, 2004 For some reason, I have a hankerin' for bringing an apple with me everywhere and spitting it in peoples face. I guess Carlito is high on my list of favorites. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 I love how Ryan Reeves tried to pull a swerve, and it wound up failing horribly. Â He should have won the competiton for that alone. Â And I hope we do get to see Daniel Puder vs. Mike Mizanin at Armageddon in that shootfight. Presuming it actually is real, Puder should wipe the floor with Mike -- and that's pretty much something many have been waiting for since the days of the Real World. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Thank goodness Jesus got his wrestling license. You never see WWE personalities get in the ring before it's clear that they've gotten their wrestling license. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Does "What time is it" replace "I'm Spicy" as the annoying Burger King phrase? At least with this new one I have a good reply. Â Â VADER TIME! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Thank goodness Jesus got his wrestling license. You never see WWE personalities get in the ring before it's clear that they've gotten their wrestling license. It's 1978 all over again while being 2004. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Did Jackie use her hair as a plunger or something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Carlito - cool Jesus - not cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Jackie is definitely Tammy Faye Baker-ing it up tonight w/ the makeup. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Carlito - cool Jesus - not cool Eh, he's relatively cool for a guy who works as a clown at little kids' birthday parties on the weekends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NYU 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 I don't know.... Â Is anyone really supposed to be intimidated by a guy wearing bright red suspenders? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Just because someone loses 700 pounds because he had lipo, he gets to be on a commercial pimping a shitty place like Subways, thus annoying the millions...and millions of people watching. Jesus knows he was probably eating those McDonald chickens when the commercial wasn't being filmed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 I don't know.... Is anyone really supposed to be intimidated by a guy wearing bright red suspenders? I dunno...  IRS was intimidating back in the day.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 Don't diss those pants. They rule. If only they could figure out a way for the pants to accompany Carlito sans Jesus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted December 3, 2004 ...Long, what the hell kind of walk was that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
