Most Disappointing Posters of 2004

[Guest evenflowDDT]

That sucks about your date not going so well. How'd you get set up with her?

[Vanhalen 0]

chave sucked this year

Thats cos hes pompey fucking scum

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

That sucks about your date not going so well. How'd you get set up with her?

Friend of a friend. It was a blind date, which I normally hate, for reasons shown last night.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I thought you only dated black girls.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

One day...sigh.

[1234-5678 0]

That sucks about your date not going so well.  How'd you get set up with her?

Friend of a friend. It was a blind date, which I normally hate, for reasons shown last night.

Nothing says "cool" quite like a blind date.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

That sucks about your date not going so well.  How'd you get set up with her?

Friend of a friend. It was a blind date, which I normally hate, for reasons shown last night.

Nothing says "cool" quite like a blind date.

Inc.

 

you've been served.

 

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

The use of really made me laugh.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

The use of really made me laugh.

Yea...it's much funnier than throwing up in real life. Then it's just really messy and kind of embarrassing. Unless you make it to the toilet, then it feels good, is much less messy, and is much less embarrassing.

[1234-5678 0]

I prefer throwing up on someone's couch and not assuming responsibility.

 

Much funnier when they blame someone who didn't do it.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I recruited friends of mine to accompany me to a party polluted with scenesters so they could fuck with the passed out ones while I distracted everyone with beatboxing and unorthodox (to them, almost any form of it is anyway) dancing. Once they poured a half-jug of detergent on one, it was time to act tired and leave. There really was no topping that while still keeping from being obvious. Stealth was key.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

I prefer throwing up on someone's couch and not assuming responsibility.

 

Much funnier when they blame someone who didn't do it.

That does sound pretty cool...but my two shoes are much too goody for that. I'd feel really bad, and then start loudly, drunkenly apologizing (repeatedly) until I either cried or passed out.

 

And what's the deal with scenesters? It seems like everybody has regular interactions with them but me...I wouldn't even believe they existed if it weren't for everybody else always talking about 'em.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

Ed is the best poster ever. How could you ever leave this place.

[Nighthawk 0]

He left because you touch yourself at night.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

[The Czech Republic 0]

And what's the deal with scenesters? It seems like everybody has regular interactions with them but me...I wouldn't even believe they existed if it weren't for everybody else always talking about 'em.

Can I be you for a day?

[Guest evenflowDDT]

And what's the deal with scenesters? It seems like everybody has regular interactions with them but me...I wouldn't even believe they existed if it weren't for everybody else always talking about 'em.

Can I be you for a day?

Sure, but it has to be sometime this weekend because I'm flying down to Glendale on Monday morning and the thought of somebody else being me with my girlfriend is YUKKKKKERZ!!!!!

[Henry Spencer 0]

I think I'm a scenester. Or at least I've been called one.

 

This is very distressing.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Captain of Outer Space is the most disappointing poster of the year. Not because what he posts is bad, but because everyone else is so far below him that he, like an older brother, is responsibile for ALL our crap. And that's a lot of crap.

[godthedog 0]

in athens, the word my friends used was "artfucks" instead of "scenesters", but the concept is basically the same. yeah, i talk about philosophy in coffee shops. i watch movies with subtitles. i've had drinks at the fat black pussycat.

[... 0]

...like an older brother...

What? Just because I bogart your favorite toys.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

in athens, the words my friends used was "artfucks" instead of "scenesters", but the concept is basically the same. yeah, i talk about philosophy in coffee shops. i watch movies with subtitles. i've had drinks at the fat black pussycat.

I like that one, artfucks.

[godthedog 0]

i do too. sums things up nicely. if you want to be really vivid you can expand it to "pseudohippie artfuck children of the bohemian revolution," but anyone who hears that will suspect that you're an artfuck.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Dainty artfuck in a beret and sunglasses.

[Henry Spencer 0]

I just realized today, the fact that I play role playing games every week disqualifies me immediately from scenester/artfuck status. Phew.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

So you're a gamer, which is far worse. Bottom of the social totem pole, those people.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I dunno, Mr. Coat. Based on the picture you posted where you looked sort of like the lost member of Interpol, I think your scenester/artfuck qualities may trump the nerdly gaming ones.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

I like Bruce Willis; I am not an artfuck.

[Red Baron 0]

I'd nominate myself.

 

But then I don't recongize myself as an elite poster, more of a peon instead.

[Prime Time Andrew Doyle 0]

What the fuck is a scenester/artfuck