I am going on a date tomorrow.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Supposing it goes well, what's the over/under on her still liking me within the next month.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

And what does "over/under" mean.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

Two days. One if you actually call her the day after.

[Guest Cerebus]

If you show her your icon she'll see how sensative and kind of a guy you are.

 

In that case, I give it a week.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I was thinking of switching back to Scott P., considering the terrible news today.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I think I'm gonna talk about Scott Peterson a lot on this date.

[1234-5678 0]

It all comes down to one thing: how well you eat the pussy.

[Guest Cerebus]

I think I'm gonna talk about Scott Peterson a lot on this date.

I would surely go under in that case.

[Nevermortal 0]

I was thinking that you should go for the ol' vaginal scoop.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

And what does "over/under" mean.

lol where she is when you do it

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Put her in a Triangle Choke or Reverse Head Scissors till she passes out. Then tell her she passed out and you took her home.

[Nevermortal 0]

Put her in a Triangle Choke or Reverse Head Scissors till she passes out. Then tell her she passed out and you took her home.

I'm glad this post got made.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Guys, this is serious.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Guys, this is serious.

Which part of my plan seems not serious to you?

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

Oh, remember to wear BOD MAN (by Body Fantasties) or else the plan doesn't work.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

You haven't been around long enough to know how to post in the big peoples' threads.

[Guest TheLastBoyscout]

You haven't been around long enough to know how to post in the big peoples' threads.

But I'm so plucky and optimistic...

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Stick around, we'll fix that right up.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Heh. Plucky.

[alfdogg 0]

[Guest evenflowDDT]

If all goes well, I think she'd still like you. I would

 

Well...as long as you didn't talk about Scott Peterson. I mean, it's not as if they're taking him out back and putting a bullet in his brain this weekend. He can wait until the second date.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I know we have our differences, but I sincerely hope everything works out for you if you're not bullshitting about this.

[MrRant 0]

Well?

 

Did you do her?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I think it was a plodding date where she didn't have anything too interesting to say, and Incandenza bored her with things only he found interesting. They won't go out again.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Today is tomorrow. Date hasn't happened yet.

[1234-5678 0]

Where are you taking her, and will there be alcohol involved?