Non spoiler SD and Velocity listings for 12/16/04

[JoeDirt]

Might be missing a Velocity match here unless they only taped two. We'll see as more spoilers come in.

 

Velocity:

 

1) Paul London vs. Shannon Moore

2) Haas/Holly vs. Sinn and Tony Cilantro

 

Smackdown:

 

1) RVD/Misterio vs. Kidman/Akio (non-title)

2) Booker/Eddie vs. Kenzo/Dupree

3) JBL vs. Kurt Angle (WWE title)

[Guest LooneyTune]

Wait...only THREE SMACKDOWN Matches? Jesus, either everyone and their mothers no-showed, or the matches are 20 minutes long each. Velocity is probably missing a match. They never aired a Velocity with less than 3 matches.

 

WHERES FUNAKI!?

[Precious Roy]

And who the fuck did the Dudley Boys piss off? I'm guessing they're the talent that Heyman wanted a major push for and was vetoed by Stephanie/Gerwitetgyyzyzyz, because they've been persona non grata as of late

[Guest LooneyTune]

I'm glad they're off T.V. The Dudleyz have gotten so damn stale over the last 5 years it's a breath of fresh air not seeing them.

[Use Your Illusion]

JBL vs Angle!? Okay, I'll watch this week.

[Scroby]

Is the card seriously that weak? Thats really odd for a show after a pay per view.

[Youth N Asia]

1) RVD/Misterio vs. Kidman/Akio (non-title)

-Looks good on paper, although I don't see the point of non title.

 

2) Booker/Eddie vs. Kenzo/Dupree

-Damn me, but I'm almost liking Kenzo and Rene. As long as they're not holding the tag titles. They have some entertaining/funny spots.

 

3) JBL vs. Kurt Angle (WWE title)

 

-Alright...you have my interest

 

But 3 matches is crap. Even with a ppv recap and 23 Tough Enough segments, there should still be another match.