Guest LooneyTune Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 Coming up next, A Very Christmas Velocity Special with guest appearences by Anna Nicole Smith, Fuckmaster Flex, that guy in the taco commercial, Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, Kelly Ripa, Fozzy Bear, and (not) much more! Whats with the random capitalized letters in the title?
DrVenkman PhD Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 According to WWE.com's preview, the Jay Youngblood (birth name Steve Romero) is replacing DeMott tonight despite the notable handicap of being dead. Actually it's some Kansas City guy they just hired, also named Steve Romero.
ChrisMWaters Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 Let's see...what was the match list again?
DrVenkman PhD Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 Josh Mathews and WWE's newest announcer, Steve Romero, will be calling the shots in an action-packed Velocity this week. Hardcore Holly & Charlie Haas will be in tag team action and Paul London will face off against Shannon Moore in singles competition. Plus, a complete SmackDown! recap, including Dan Puder's victory in the $1,000,000 Tough Enough. Also, what's up with JBL and Kurt Angle? And if you missed the John Cena-Jesus Street Fight at Armageddon, we'll replay the bloody match for you. Don't miss Velocity this Saturday at 11/10 p.m. CT on Spike TV.
Guest LooneyTune Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 No Bill Demott and Josh Matthews?! NOOOOOOOOOOO! They are the best commentary team in WWE.
RavishingRickRudo Posted December 19, 2004 Author Report Posted December 19, 2004 Ok, QUICK, what are the odds this guy sounds like Coach/Grisham/Lloyd/Leary/Cole ie: like a total fucking cracker?
RavishingRickRudo Posted December 19, 2004 Author Report Posted December 19, 2004 OK, what are the odds the guy says "Oh my goodness!" at least twice??
Guest LooneyTune Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 3:2 No way can WWE hire someone GOOD. No idea on the second question, maybe 2:1. (gets earmuffs from the closet)
RavishingRickRudo Posted December 19, 2004 Author Report Posted December 19, 2004 OPENING~! Which feels really really dated. And then the VELOCITY opening, which feels really, really ass.
RavishingRickRudo Posted December 19, 2004 Author Report Posted December 19, 2004 HOLLY JUST STIFFED THAT FAN WITH A HAND SLAP!! DOUCHE!!!!!
Guest LooneyTune Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 Hardcore-aas vs. Whoever is coming up first. He looks like a tool...the Romero dude. He doesn't look annoying yet... but it won't last.
ChrisMWaters Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 You know...I still find it funny they have the nWo Crashing Truck still in the Velocity opening. Haas & Holly. ...Hass - Jackie = Less Interest. ...Romero sounds like an ESPN guy.
GreatWhiteNope Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 I'm gracing you with my presence tonight because I'm bored. This is the first time I've watched Velocity in like 2 years. Steve Romaro looks like a normal guy. That's a plus.
RavishingRickRudo Posted December 19, 2004 Author Report Posted December 19, 2004 Ok, he is closer to a Chris Leary than Coach. And he's like a 0.3 Leary.
Guest LooneyTune Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 At least he doesn't look like a complete fucking dork like Todd Pettingill and Michael Coles love-child Todd Grisham.
RavishingRickRudo Posted December 19, 2004 Author Report Posted December 19, 2004 Who the fuck is doing PBP here? They need roles.
GreatWhiteNope Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 Since when did Damien Demento start getting hair tips from Jericho?
Guest LooneyTune Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 I miss Bill Demott already... (stabs myself in the ear for that comment) The guy fighting Haas seems to be a little too happy.
DrVenkman PhD Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 Kinda weird to hear Josh give this jobber (Celantro or what have you) a backstory about being a protoge of HBK who wrestled for Zero One.
GreatWhiteNope Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 New guy said "solar plexus" - they taught him the circa-1994 WWF announcing fundamentals.
Vyce Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 Romero is a fast learner - he's already picked up on that classic WWE announce technique of talking about anything except the match going on in the ring.
DrVenkman PhD Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 Since when did Damien Demento start getting hair tips from Jericho? My thoughts exactly
Guest LooneyTune Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 Hardcore Holly needs to stiff someone...except the guy in the black trunks, since if he keeps hitting him he's gonna get poked in the eye when he's on his knees.
RavishingRickRudo Posted December 19, 2004 Author Report Posted December 19, 2004 Wow, this guy couldn't be reading from a sheet of notes. No. Not at all.
Guest LooneyTune Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 OK, I already hate this guy. It only took 4:39.
ChrisMWaters Posted December 19, 2004 Report Posted December 19, 2004 I wonder...could Holly ever grow his hair back out to Spark Plugg levels?
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