Guest INXS Report post Posted December 20, 2004 The reason I am starting this thread is because last Friday at work I received my "Secret Santa" gift (if anyone is unaware of the Secret Santa concept, all work colleagues pull a name out of a hat and have to buy that person a gift, obviously no one knows who has bought for who, hence the "secret"). Anyhow, I work for the Army as a Civil Servant here in England so as you can imagine it's not a very relaxed or laid back place of work. So, the Commanding Officer of the Battalion is handing out the gifts (he's a Lt Col) and as each person has their gift they open it so everyone can see what they got. So my name is called out, I shake the Colonel's hand, say merry Christmas and eagerly tear open my gift: I received a tub of KY Jelly, a pair of rubber gloves and five flavored condoms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2004 The reason I am starting this thread is because last Friday at work I received my "Secret Santa" gift (if anyone is unaware of the Secret Santa concept, all work colleagues pull a name out of a hat and have to buy that person a gift, obviously no one knows who has bought for who, hence the "secret"). Anyhow, I work for the Army as a Civil Servant here in England so as you can imagine it's not a very relaxed or laid back place of work. So, the Commanding Officer of the Battalion is handing out the gifts (he's a Lt Col) and as each person has their gift they open it so everyone can see what they got. So my name is called out, I shake the Colonel's hand, say merry Christmas and eagerly tear open my gift: I received a tub of KY Jelly, a pair of rubber gloves and five flavored condoms. I guess they don't believe in "don't ask, don't tell" in England. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest INXS Report post Posted December 20, 2004 Is that the same as Secret Santa then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted December 20, 2004 My friend once received anal beads as a secret santa gift. I don't know if he ever used them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 20, 2004 I got this goofy broad I work with an Aerosmith DVD, because she's a dimwit, and Stephen Tyler has aged proportionately with her, and he makes her wet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 20, 2004 I received a couple Three Stooges videos and some cigarettes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted December 20, 2004 Isn't it somewhat pointless receiving cigarettes as a gift in a cigarette factory? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2004 I got a remote controled frisbee helecopter thing. Finally, I can annoy all kinds of old people without leaving the porch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted December 20, 2004 Isn't it somewhat pointless receiving cigarettes as a gift in a cigarette factory? Agent really embezzled them. He's just saying it was a gift from the factory to him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BDC Report post Posted December 20, 2004 Thought this an appropriate place for a Penny Arcade joke: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2004 Is that the same as Secret Santa then? Uhhh.....noo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2004 My ex girlfriend got me a bottle of Jim Beam Black, the "Passout" drinking game and one of those "Brew Your Own Beer" things. Of course, I think I was 20 (underage) around that time and I doubt my parents knew about my drinking problem then. That might have given them a clue though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eiker_ir 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2004 we call it "Secret Friend" here. I got a Misfits t-shirt from a friend, pretty cool. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gary Floyd 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2004 Cousin of mine recently got me that Alter Bridge CD. I'm going to return it as soon as possible Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2004 Alter Bridge?! That no good bastard!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 21, 2004 Isn't it somewhat pointless receiving cigarettes as a gift in a cigarette factory? I buy 'em same as anybody else. Big brother is watching in the warehouse. We do all the stamping, too, and the rolls they come on are worth a fortune. Probably about the size of a rolling pin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2004 Last time I did it I got a Jimi Hendrix cd, and the gift I gave was a gift voucher.....creative arent I. Either that or just too lazy to buy something for someone I dont really know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slovakia 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2004 I work for the Army Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2004 Did someone send this to INXS, or more appropriately the poor girl he gave that STD to? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slovakia 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2004 I got INXS his girlfriend's money for Christmas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hhheld_down Report post Posted December 22, 2004 i got a penis extension thing (shut up) from one of my cousins (shut up) as a JOKE... boy that was a christmas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest INXS Report post Posted December 22, 2004 Did someone send this to INXS, or more appropriately the poor girl he gave that STD to? I didn't give anyone any STD - get it right before you try and be clever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest INXS Report post Posted December 22, 2004 I got INXS his girlfriend's money for Christmas That didn't even make sense...and what's that big eared emoticon thing all about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Highland 0 Report post Posted December 22, 2004 Believe me, it was effortless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
