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Yah, so what will HBK do....

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Michaels will turn heel and cost Batista the victory. HHH will win. At RR, Batista wins and HHH/HBK will face Benoit/Edge (parters who hate each other)....

 

No Way Out would then have a stacked card (for today's WWE), Michaels/Batista, HHH/Jericho, Benoit/Edge, Orton/Flair maybe...

 

Michaels will lose clean to Batista, snap, and quit RAW. 1 week later, he arrives on Smackdown to set up a fued with a newly turned Kurt Angle.

To bad No Way Out is a Smackdown PPV.

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HBK accidently causes HHH to win the title, and then pleads on RAW that him and HHH have a 10 year grudge that to this day has not been settled and thus he must get a title shot and settle the score. HHH vs. HBK is signed for Royal Rumble in a "Melodramatic Mayhem" match (there must be at least 25 nearfalls or near submitions before a fal can be counted), and HBK will lose in a thrilling 55 minutes and lose 2.4 pints of blood. Randy Orton will win the Royal Rumble. The next night on RAW, a bandaged HBK explains to Orton that HHH and him have a 20 year grudge that to this day has not been settled and thus he must get the title shot at Wrestlemania, and thus it becomes a 3 way match which HHH wins after pinning HBK in a thrilling 1 hour and 25 minutes and HBK losing 3.6 pints of blood. HBK interrupts a scheduled "Divas Fashion Show" the next night on RAW, declares himself the winner and announces he must get the title shot at Backlash because he and HHH have a 35 year grudge that to this day has not been settled and thus he must get a title shot and settle the score. HBK vs. HHH is signed for Backlash in a "Grimace and Crawl Iron Man Match" in which the most falls in an hour wins, but will only count while grimacing and crawling to attain. After going through 5 tables, falling off 7 ladders, doing 6 kipups and losing nearly 5 pints of blood, the match is announced a draw, title goes back to the champion. HBK pleads to the ref about their centenial long grudge that must be settled and is granted "5 more minutes" which turns into another 2 hours and 20 minutes, and ends with HBK passing out from exaustion and dehydration before HHH can pin him after a pedigree.

The feud will be announced over the next night, until Summerslam.

Godalmighty, I needed that as I go back to work.

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Michaels will turn heel and cost Batista the victory. HHH will win. At RR, Batista wins and HHH/HBK will face Benoit/Edge (parters who hate each other)....

 

No Way Out would then have a stacked card (for today's WWE), Michaels/Batista, HHH/Jericho, Benoit/Edge, Orton/Flair maybe...

 

Michaels will lose clean to Batista, snap, and quit RAW. 1 week later, he arrives on Smackdown to set up a fued with a newly turned Kurt Angle.

To bad No Way Out is a Smackdown PPV.

Also too bad Edge teaming with ANYONE makes zero sense right now since we've done that shit already, plus those matches will obviously make the new stars look horrible even if NWO was a RAW PPV.

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HBK won't have to do anything to take the focus away from everyone else; his being in the match at all does that.

 

Dollars to donuts says this means one of two things:

 

1: Hunter isn't walking out of EC with the Raw Title, and his losing will be down to Shawn, so the focus will be on Shawn costing Hunter the match, and not on the guy who just pinned Hunter to win the Raw Title. This then will allow for Hunter v Shawn to be built up for WM XXI, because you know they want to have a singles match at WM, despite the fact that nobody gives a flying fuck about their self-masturbatory feud. And, as with Benoit, the Raw Champion will be reduced to second-tier status

 

2: Hunter is walking out of EC, with Shawn accidentally costing someone else the match, which means the main focus of Raw will, for the bajillionth time, Hunter v Shawn. This then will allow for Hunter v Shawn to be built up for WM XXI, because you know they want to have a singles match at WM, despite the fact that nobody gives a flying fuck about their self-masturbatory feud.

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Lets look at facts and a track record, everytime HBK was the special ref for something, it always came out in HHH's favor.

 

SD in late 1999 (HHH)

 

Judgment Day 2000 (HHH)

 

RAW in December 2002 (HHH)

 

Lets not forget SummerSlam 1997 with Bret. There wre probably some other times, but I can't remember.

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Question...

 

Has HBK EVER officiated a match on a big show where he didn't either accidentally cost the face the match, or didn't help HHH (intentionally or by accident)?

 

EDIT: DAMN YOU DEON!

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This then will allow for Hunter v Shawn to be built up for WM XXI, because you know they want to have a singles match at WM, despite the fact that nobody gives a flying fuck about their self-masturbatory feud. And, as with Benoit, the Raw Champion will be reduced to second-tier status

And they'll make Steamboat come out and cut a promo saying that HHH/HBK is the Flair/Steamboat of our time, only much better.

 

[sobs]

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Has a ref ever bladed before? If not; Shawn can add that to his resume of showboating.

Foley at HIAC Bad Blood 2003 ... if that counts.

 

I hope Shawn turns heel, to be honest. I don't know why I think it but he's been kinda stale as a face lately. The same thing over and over and it'd be a refreshing change. I know a lot of fans agree with me.

 

Which means it won't happen, obviously

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HBK accidently causes HHH to win the title, and then pleads on RAW that him and HHH have a 10 year grudge that to this day has not been settled and thus he must get a title shot and settle the score. HHH vs. HBK is signed for Royal Rumble in a "Melodramatic Mayhem" match (there must be at least 25 nearfalls or near submitions before a fal can be counted), and HBK will lose in a thrilling 55 minutes and lose 2.4 pints of blood. Randy Orton will win the Royal Rumble. The next night on RAW, a bandaged HBK explains to Orton that HHH and him have a 20 year grudge that to this day has not been settled and thus he must get the title shot at Wrestlemania, and thus it becomes a 3 way match which HHH wins after pinning HBK in a thrilling 1 hour and 25 minutes and HBK losing 3.6 pints of blood. HBK interrupts a scheduled "Divas Fashion Show" the next night on RAW, declares himself the winner and announces he must get the title shot at Backlash because he and HHH have a 35 year grudge that to this day has not been settled and thus he must get a title shot and settle the score. HBK vs. HHH is signed for Backlash in a "Grimace and Crawl Iron Man Match" in which the most falls in an hour wins, but will only count while grimacing and crawling to attain. After going through 5 tables, falling off 7 ladders, doing 6 kipups and losing nearly 5 pints of blood, the match is announced a draw, title goes back to the champion. HBK pleads to the ref about their centenial long grudge that must be settled and is granted "5 more minutes" which turns into another 2 hours and 20 minutes, and ends with HBK passing out from exaustion and dehydration before HHH can pin him after a pedigree.

The feud will be announced over the next night, until Summerslam.

I just want to say as someone who's a huge fan of HBK, a moderate fan of HHH, and as someone who thinks that the original HBK/HHH match at Summerslam was the best match in the last ten years, that that post was hilarious. It had me laughing out loud in at least three or four spots.

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So, when do I accept my Slammy? (or Smarky in this case?) :P

Owen Hart stole it when announcing the nominations.

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As long has he doesn't wear those short's he had when he was the ref for the HHH-Rock Ironman Match at J-Day.

You know, if he wears those shorts, I might actually enjoy his involvement.

 

I might jerk-off, too.

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As long has he doesn't wear those short's he had when he was the ref for the HHH-Rock Ironman Match at J-Day.

You know, if he wears those shorts, I might actually enjoy his involvement.

 

I might jerk-off, too.

I hope your female. :huh:

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The first page of this thread was, no lie, one of the most pathetic and spiteful series of comments I've read here.

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As long has he doesn't wear those short's he had when he was the ref for the HHH-Rock Ironman Match at J-Day.

You know, if he wears those shorts, I might actually enjoy his involvement.

 

I might jerk-off, too.

I hope your female. :huh:

How does a woman JERK OFF?... :throwup:

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As long has he doesn't wear those short's he had when he was the ref for the HHH-Rock Ironman Match at J-Day.

You know, if he wears those shorts, I might actually enjoy his involvement.

 

I might jerk-off, too.

I hope your female. :huh:

How does a woman JERK OFF?... :throwup:

O god, your right. Was just so disgusted at the thought, I didnt think properly. :bonk:

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As long has he doesn't wear those short's he had when he was the ref for the HHH-Rock Ironman Match at J-Day.

You know, if he wears those shorts, I might actually enjoy his involvement.

 

I might jerk-off, too.

I hope your female. :huh:

How does a woman JERK OFF?... :throwup:

O god, your right. Was just so disgusted at the thought, I didnt think properly. :bonk:

Right, 'cause those gosh darn gay people are so gosh darn horrible.

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Guest LooneyTune

Actually I was reffering to women who have... something added on... that wasn't meant to be there.

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The first page of this thread was, no lie, one of the most pathetic and spiteful series of comments I've read here.

so what are you saying?

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Has a ref ever bladed before? If not; Shawn can add that to his resume of showboating.

Mick Foley did at Bad Blood 2003.

Foley had to blade and take bumps because Nash and HHH were too busy making love in the ring to actual care about giving the fans an entertaining PPV main event.

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As long has he doesn't wear those short's he had when he was the ref for the HHH-Rock Ironman Match at J-Day.

You know, if he wears those shorts, I might actually enjoy his involvement.

 

I might jerk-off, too.

I hope your female. :huh:

How does a woman JERK OFF?... :throwup:

O god, your right. Was just so disgusted at the thought, I didnt think properly. :bonk:

Right, 'cause those gosh darn gay people are so gosh darn horrible.

My apologies, i did not mean to sound prejudice.

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The first page of this thread was, no lie, one of the most pathetic and spiteful series of comments I've read here.

so what are you saying?

I was stating that I feel the hatred of HBK exhibited by some is a tad... over the top.

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Guest LooneyTune

If the people are americans, it's called "freedom of speech", although that's hardly allowed in the media.

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If the people are americans, it's called "freedom of speech", although that's hardly allowed in the media.

Yes, but that doesn't mean it isn't pathetic.

 

And freedom of speech doesn't apply on the internet.

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Good point. Here are a few real solutions...

 

1. Hatred. Plain and simple.

 

2. Jealous... yeah right.

 

3. Just trying to be cool.

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