Phoenix Fury Legdrop 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2004 (NOTE: This is just a thread to get the word out about this, so that's why I didn't post this in the Fantasy Booking Thread). Continuing in the tradition of self-admitted nerd Scott Christ, the Paradise City Ninjas are proud to present the First Annual Brick Tamlin Invitational. What is it, exactly? Well, we chose 72 names, eighteen from WWE, eighteen from TNA, and thirty-six from the independent circuit, and randomly drew 24 trios for a tournament to be simulated by TNM7 to determine...absolutely nothing other than which of these totally redonkulous three-man teams would be the best team out of the twenty-four. The tournament will go a little something like this: First Round: Twelve six-man tag bouts Second Round: Four three-way dances between the winning teams; the losing team in each three-way leaves the tournament (ala CZW Best of the Best) Third Round With bracketing chosen by the order of elimination of a battle royal featuring one randomly chosen member of each team, the remaining eight teams will do battle in four six-man tag team bouts under 2/3 Falls rules. Semi-Finals: The remaining four teams will do battle in a round robin tournament. Finals: The final two teams will battle in a 2/3 Falls match to determine the winners of the tournament. Sounds interesting, eh? Here's where the fun begins! Here's the brackets for the Brick Tamlin Invitational! ********** Creepy Sean O'Haire & Kanyon Fan Stalker Dude Bracket Team Goofy: Austin Aries, Nigel McGuinness, & Delirious Team StevieCorp.: Stevie Richards, Eddie Kingston, & AJ Styles Team Hair: Jimmy Jacobs, Eugene, & Ric Flair Team What the F-ck?: Ian Rotten, Raven, and Rey Mysterio Team I Don't Know: Kid Kash, Low Ki, & Steve Corino Team Blazing Saddles: Shelton Benjamin, Jay Lethal, and Petey Williams Zubaz Pants Dude Bracket Team Nosebleed: Abyss, Big Show, & Paul London Team Old Japan Pro Wrestling: Bryan Danielson, Samoa Joe, & Darkness Crabtree Team Flair & Batista Eat Your Heart Out: Triple H, Fast Eddie, & Chris Candido Team Canadian, Fake Canadian, and Slayed By Canadian: Eric Young, Jack Evans, & CM Punk Team IWA...Until Colt Left: Colt Cabana, Matt Sydal, & BJ Whitmer Team Should Create Interesting Stories: Homicide, Necro Butcher, & Hector Garza Icebergcito Bracket Team Our Cocks Are Bigger Than Yours: Batista, Rene Dupree, and Super Dragon Team Midwest and a Loser: Danny Daniels, Chris Sabin, & Kazarian Team Rainbow: Alex Shelley, Rainman, & Rocky Romero Team Skin Contrast: Ricky Reyes, Rob Van Dam, & Arik Cannon Team Gymrats: Chris Benoit, Doug Williams, & Randy Orton Team Southeast: Jason Cross, Akio, and Roderick Strong Homemade T-Shirt Kid Bracket Team Team: Sonjay Dutt, Chris Hero, & Ace Steel All-Madden Team Canada: Elix Skipper, Bobby Roode, & Edge Team Mikey Blanton: JBL, Mike Quackenbush, and Jimmy Rave Team TNA: Monty Brown, Jeff Jarrett, & Ron Killings Team Awesomeness: Eddy Guerrero, Chris Daniels, & Claudio Castagnoli Team Two Guys, a Girl, and a Dinger-Ringer: Christian, Sal Rinauro, and Jeff Hardy ************* Note that the brackets are all named after goofy fans that attend IWA Mid-South events in Highland, Indiana. First round results will be posted at the PCN Headquarters sometime before January 2, 2004, with the next round's results coming weekly after that. I'll bump this with the link to new results as they're posted. Thank you, and go fuck yourselves San Diego. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brocklock 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2004 Greatest event name ever Easily. Just change Team Team to Team Rockin' Jazz Flute and it'll be perfect. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phoenix Fury Legdrop 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2005 Note: Looking for someone that's good at cropping pictures, so we can have the winners' headshots by their name after each "match". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tommytomlin 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2005 Isn't it Tamland? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phoenix Fury Legdrop 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2005 Thanks for ruining the joke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phoenix Fury Legdrop 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2005 You can read first round results here, and then masturbate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2005 Can you put this crap in Fantasy Booking? Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
