NoCalMike 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2005 enjoy a good laugh... Brutally honest personal ads....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Special K 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2005 I'm an overweight, middle-aged underachiever. The skull tattoos on my arms complement my wardrobe, which I call rural proletarian. I sleep on the floor in a sparsely furnished apartment. I urinate frequently and pick my nose. I 'm embarrassed that I own a Bible. After a tragic foray into Santeria, I've incurred crushing debt. SEXUAL HABITS: Can be summed up simply: brief digital, extended oral, premature genital. I have herpes And he's free, ladies! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skywarp! 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2005 That was good readin'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2005 I posted this a while back over in LSD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2005 Yeah, and everybody said they were in love with this one. Losers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2005 I bet by now she's out of her parents house though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2005 Yeah, and everybody said they were in love with this one. Losers. While not in love with her, I'd certainly sleep with her. Plus, my old man lives in Newton. I could probably arrange a meeting with her pretty easily. /nl5: likes it when they're easy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
