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I'm an overweight, middle-aged underachiever.

The skull tattoos on my arms complement my wardrobe, which I call rural proletarian.

I sleep on the floor in a sparsely furnished apartment.

I urinate frequently and pick my nose. I

'm embarrassed that I own a Bible. After a tragic foray into Santeria,

I've incurred crushing debt.

 

SEXUAL HABITS:

Can be summed up simply: brief digital, extended oral, premature genital.

I have herpes

 

dave_portrait.jpg

 

And he's free, ladies!

Posted
Yeah, and everybody said they were in love with this one. Losers.

While not in love with her, I'd certainly sleep with her.

 

Plus, my old man lives in Newton. I could probably arrange a meeting with her pretty easily.

 

/nl5: likes it when they're easy

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