NoCalMike Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 enjoy a good laugh... Brutally honest personal ads.......
Special K Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 I'm an overweight, middle-aged underachiever. The skull tattoos on my arms complement my wardrobe, which I call rural proletarian. I sleep on the floor in a sparsely furnished apartment. I urinate frequently and pick my nose. I 'm embarrassed that I own a Bible. After a tragic foray into Santeria, I've incurred crushing debt. SEXUAL HABITS: Can be summed up simply: brief digital, extended oral, premature genital. I have herpes And he's free, ladies!
MarvinisaLunatic Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 I posted this a while back over in LSD.
Nighthawk Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 Yeah, and everybody said they were in love with this one. Losers.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 I bet by now she's out of her parents house though.
nl5xsk1 Posted January 5, 2005 Report Posted January 5, 2005 Yeah, and everybody said they were in love with this one. Losers. While not in love with her, I'd certainly sleep with her. Plus, my old man lives in Newton. I could probably arrange a meeting with her pretty easily. /nl5: likes it when they're easy
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