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What to send me

Submit your picks for each round, plus your predicted score for every team playing before 11:59 Friday, January 7. In addition, I'd like all picks to be PM'd.

 

Seedings

 

Here are the playoff seedings for each conference.

(teams in boldface have submitted picks):

 

AFC

 

First Round Byes:

Denver (Canadian Chris 10-6)

Cleveland (sfajack 10-6)

 

Wild Card Weekend:

New England (nl5 9-7) @ Tenn (Chuck Woolery 10-6)

Houston (Bored 10-6) @ Buffalo (Bob Barron 10-6)

 

NFC:

 

First Round Byes:

Atlanta (Lightning Flik 13-3)

Green Bay (V-X 12-4)

 

Wild Card Weekend:

Detroit (Bravesfan 9-7) @ Arizona (Vern Gagne 11-5)

St. Louis (Cerebus 9-6-1) @ NY Giants (Cartman 10-6)

 

Games to pick from

 

Here are the NFL Playoff Games and the spreads as of 10:30 p.m. Wednesday, January 5

 

St. Louis @ Seattle 3.5

NY Jets @ San Diego 6.5

Denver @ Indy 10.5

Minn @ Green Bay 6.5

 

 

SCORING:

 

Whoever picks the most correct winners in each match-up advances to the next round.

 

Example:

* Cerebus picks Seattle, San Diego, Indy and Green Bay to win.

* Cartman picks Seattle, San Diego, Denver and Green Bay to win.

* Seattle, San Diego, Indy and Green Bay win.

* Cerebus beats Cartman 4-3

 

If there is a tie then the first tie-breaker will be whoever was more accurate in picking the total scores for all four separate games.

 

Example:

* Bravesfan picks Seattle to win 7-3, San Diego to win 3-0, Indy to win 10-0 and Green Bay to win 9-7

* Vern picks Seattle to win 7-0, San Diego to win 10-3, Indy to win 14-0 and Green Bay to win 20-10

* Seattle wins 10-0, San Diego wins 13-3, Indy wins 20-17 and Green Bay wins 14-9.

* Bravesfan and Vern are tied at 4 correct picks each and move on to the first tie-breaker.

* Bravesfan had a total of 10 points selected in the Seattle game (7 for Seattle, 3 for St. Louis), Vern had 7 (7 for Seattle, 0 for St. Louis). The final score total is 10, so Bravesfan wins that game.

* Bravesfan had a total of 3 points selected in the San Diego game, Vern had 13. The final score total was 16, so Vern wins that game.

* Bravesfan had a total of 10 points selected in the Indy, Vern had 14. The final score total was 37 so Vern wins that game.

* Bravesfan had a total of 16 points selected in the Green Bay game, Vern had 30. The final score was 23 so Bravesfan and Vern TIE this game.

* Vern defeats Bravesfan 2 games to 1 in the first tie-breaker.

 

If there is still a tie after the first tie-breaker, the second tie-breaker will be combining the total points of all four games and seeing who is closest to the total score of all four games – the first tie-breaker had all four games counted separately.

 

If there is still a tie after the second tie-breaker then I’m going to shoot myself. But before I do I’ll flip a coin to determine the winner -- heads the “road” team wins, tails the “home” team wins.

 

I would like predictions by 11:59 p.m. Friday, January 7, at the latest...

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

I should fucking be in this. Lets see Bravesfan use his EP now. Cunt.

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Deadline has come and gone...

 

Wild Card Weekend Matchups:

 

New England (nl5 9-7) v. Tenn (Chuck Woolery 10-6)

 

NE's Picks (ep):

St. Louis, Seattle

NY Jets, San Diego

Denver, Indy

Minn, Green Bay

 

Tenn's Picks:

St. Louis 21, Seattle 27

NY Jets 10, San Diego 21

Denver 24, Indy 23

Minn 31, Green Bay 38

 

DIFF: Since nl5 and Chuck picked the same winners, and nl5 has no scores given for each game, Chuck wins by default.

 

RESULT: Tenn (Chuck Woolery 11-6) d. nl5 (9-8) 1-1 + TB

 

Houston (Bored 10-6) v. Buffalo (Bob Barron 10-6)

 

HOU's Picks:

St. Louis 21, Seattle 24

NY Jets 14, San Diego 23

Denver 17, Indy 27

Minn 23, Green Bay 26

 

BUF's Picks:

St. Louis 30, Seattle 17

NY Jets 10, San Diego 21

Denver 21, Indy 42

Minn 31, Green Bay 34

 

DIFF: DEN/IND

 

RESULT: Buffalo (Bob_Barron 11-6) d. Houston (Bored 10-7) 3-2

 

Detroit (Bravesfan 9-7) v. Arizona (Vern Gagne 11-5)

 

DET's Picks:

St. Louis 27, Seattle 24

NY Jets 13, San Diego 28

Denver 14, Indy 42

Minn 20, Green Bay 23

 

AZ's Picks:

St. Louis 27, Seattle 34

NY Jets 23, San Diego 21

Denver 17, Indy 38

Minn 28, Green Bay 31

 

DIFF: STL/SEA, SD/NYJ

 

RESULT: Detroit (Bravesfan 10-7) d. Arizona (Vern Gagne 11-6) 3-3 + TB

 

STL v. SEA: 27+20=47

DET: 27+24=51 (4)

AZ: 27+34=61 (14)

 

NYJ v. SD: 20+17=37

DET: 13+28=41 (4)

AZ: 23+21=44 (7)

 

DEN v. IND: 24+49=73

DET: 14+42=56 (17)

AZ: 17+38=55 (18)

 

MIN v. GB: 31+17=48

DET: 20+23= 43 (5)

AZ: 28+31=59 (11)

 

STL (Cerebus 9-6-1) v. NYG (Cartman 10-6)

 

STL's Picks:

St. Louis 10, Seattle 17

NY Jets 14, San Diego 24

Denver 14, Indy 31

Minn 17, Green Bay 28

 

NYG's Picks:

St. Louis 28, Seattle 24

NY Jets 13, San Diego 21

Denver 35, Indy 24

Minn 42, Green Bay 35

 

DIFF: SEA/STL, IND/DEN, GB/MIN

 

RESULT: NY Giants (Cartman 11-6) d. St. Louis (Cerebus 9-7-1) 2-1

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DIFF: Since nl5 and Chuck picked the same winners, and nl5 has no scores given for each game, Chuck wins by default.

Sorry to have wasted a playoff spot by not sending in picks ... I was home sick, and since I only have PC access at my mother's house and at work, I had no access to a computer with 'net access.

 

Congrats, Chuck, and thanks for a fun season, kkk.

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er...the games haven't started yet, and this is the playoffs after a long season, cant we give him a break and let him pick scores before the games start? I know I wouldnt have an issue with that...

 

I just hate to see someone win by forfeit in the playoffs is all. No offense Chuck.

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1) Regarding nl5, if I would have seen his picks before the first game I probably would have counted them, but I didn't see anything and I was last at this place in the early afternoon Saturday.

 

2) Vern, you're going to have to wait until the other two games are played because the tie-breakers are going to determine who wins your matchup with Bravesfan...

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

So wait.

 

The fucker who barely beat me out by the slightest of margins didn't even post his picks? FUCK!!

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Here are the Divisional games slated for next week:

 

AFC

 

Buffalo (Bob Barron 11-6) @ Denver (Canadian Chris 10-6)

Tenn. (Chuck Woolerly 11-6) @ Cleveland (SFA Jack 10-6)

 

NFC

Detroit (Bravesfan 10-7) @ Atlanta (Lightning Flik 13-3)

NY Giants (Cartman 11-6) @ Green Bay (V-X 12-4)

 

Spreads will be posted Thursday morning...

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So wait.

 

The fucker who barely beat me out by the slightest of margins didn't even post his picks? FUCK!!

The only reason I didn't submit picks was to bust your balls. I'm glad my plan worked ...

 

 

... all kidding aside, thanks for the support, all. I logged off the computer after visiting TSM on Saturday, and didn't go back online until it was too late.

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If only Engram make that catch. The game goes OT. and my matchup's at least decided by a coin toss. Oh well, it was fun and good look to everyone remaining.

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Not quite. There's one more level of TB's before whipping out the coin.

 

all kidding aside, thanks for the support, all.

 

They're just pretending to like you because you're one of the least-liked posters here...

:ph34r:

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Not quite. There's one more level of TB's before whipping out the coin.

 

all kidding aside, thanks for the support, all.

 

They're just pretending to like you because you're one of the least-liked posters here...

No shit sherlock.

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Hey, I never said "thanks for liking me, all" ... I just thanked people for their support.

 

/doesn't care that strangers online don't like me

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Here are the Divisional games slated for next week All picks are in...:

 

AFC

 

Buffalo (Bob Barron 11-6) @ Denver (Canadian Chris 10-6)

 

Bob's picks:

NY Jets 10 @ Pittsburgh 21

St. Lous 24 @ Atlanta 35

Minnesota 17 @ Philly 27

Indy 21 @ New England 17

 

CC's picks:

 

NY Jets 12 @ Pittsburgh 23

St. Louis 24 @ Atlanta 27

Minnesota 17 @ Philly 30

Indianapolis 21 @ New England 26

 

DIFF: ATL/STL, IND/NE

 

Tenn. (Chuck Woolerly 11-6) @ Cleveland (SFA Jack 10-6)

 

Chuck's picks:

 

NY Jets 10 @ Pittsburgh 17

St. Louis 27 @ Atlanta 24

Minnesota 10 @ Philly 21

Indy 21 @ New England 24

 

SFA's picks:

 

NY Jets 13 @ Pittsburgh 23

St. Lous 17 @ Atlanta 21

Minnesota 16 @ Philly 31

Indy 23 @ New England 27

 

DIFF: NYJ/PIT

 

 

NFC

 

Detroit (Bravesfan 10-7) @ Atlanta (Lightning Flik 13-3)

 

Bravesfan's picks:

 

NY Jets 10 @ Pittsburgh 28

St. Louis 27 @ Atlanta 31

Minnesota 24 @ Philadelphia 30

Indianapolis 34 @ New England 28

 

Flik's picks:

 

NY Jets 14 @ Pittsburgh 28

St. Louis 17 @ Atlanta 35

Minnesota 21 @ Philly 24

Indy 38 @ New England 21

 

DIFF: STL/ATL

 

NY Giants (Cartman 11-6) @ Green Bay (V-X 12-4)

 

Cartman's picks:

 

NY Jets 17 @ Pittsburgh 21

St. Louis 28 @ Atlanta 38

Minnesota 17 @ Philly 28

Indy 27 @ New England 30

 

V-X's picks:

 

NY Jets 10 @ Pittsburgh 21

St. Louis 14 @ Atlanta 24

Minnesota 28 @ Philly 17

Indy 31 @ New England 28

 

DIFF: NYJ/PIT, PHI/MIN, NE/IND

 

Here are the picks/spreads. Get these bitches to me by, say, Saturday at 11 a.m...

 

NY Jets @ Pittsburgh 9.5

St. Louis @ Atlanta 7.5

Minn @ Philly 9.5

Indy @ New England 2.5

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