Oh god why can't I find Stella Artois in this town

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No it's more like the "I had to shit all day at work, thanks for keeping me out till last call, asshole" variety.

[Dandy]

I hardly ever get the beer shits, either, and my favorite beer is Budweiser. A couple of things that will give me the shits is Natural Light (here in WV it is known as piss, but I hear it is premium in other places) and Stroh's. Let's not forget Schlitz either.

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Natty Light was crafted in God himself's brewery.

[godthedog]

natty light was brewed in a dead syphilitic homeless man's asshole. poor college kids and winos buy natty light because it's cheap and it's got alcohol.

[Special K]

I'll drink any of the high gravity bum beers before Natty or Miller Light.

 

Fun fact: Apparently Natty light has the highest profit margin of any beer, presumably because everyone knows of it, and it doesn't have to advertise.

 

Hey, if you like really hoppy stuff (and I sometimes do) try Stone's stuff. They're the ones who make Arrogant Bastard. Ruination Ale is absurdly hoppy and really strong.

 

And if you ever want to try an 'alternative' beverage, I would suggest mead. Mmmm mead.

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I buy Natty Light for every party I go to, only because some asshole is going to steal my beer no matter what it is or where I put it. Why let them steal quality?

 

The only time I brought beer to a party and no one touched it was my infamous "Jacob's Best" experiment. An $8 case, it proved to be so foul smelling when I opened it, that no one would touch it.

[Guest HungryJack]

Swill beers are brutal. At LEAST drink Kokanee.

 

Though I am partial to Blue...I'm sorry.