ChrisMWaters Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Time for Velocity Peeps! I don't know the card, but we're starting with Chavo in red tights going against...well... .... .... Orlando Jordan.
Guest Phenom Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 I'll be watching it for 30 minuets. Then it's time for something better.
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Chavo overpowering OJ doesn't make sense. Jordan should be at least showing resistance. He nails him with a huge fallaway slam, yet can't block a headlock takedown?
The Amazing Rando Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 This is a big feud going on in the WWE right now! Apparently moments ago, Chavo looked at Orlando "the wrong way", and now they are going to the Rumble to face off in an Iron Man Inferno Match for the European Championship. Sadly, Orlando Jordan hates the Euro, and will thus use the strap to take out his childhood issues on his opponents for the next twelve months, until Chavo makes his triumphant return after a year off thanks to leather burn on his back to defeat Orlando and win the WWE Championship.
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Chavo totally mistimed his comeback. Jesus Christ. OJ has nice punches. Stupid Johnson shuffle.
Guest Phenom Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 This is a big feud going on in the WWE right now! Apparently moments ago, Chavo looked at Orlando "the wrong way", and now they are going to the Rumble to face off in an Iron Man Inferno Match for the European Championship. Sadly, Orlando Jordan hates the Euro, and will thus use the strap to take out his childhood issues on his opponents for the next twelve months, until Chavo makes his triumphant return after a year off thanks to leather burn on his back to defeat Orlando and win the WWE Championship. Screw WrestleMania 21, XXII sounds amazing!
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Jordan needs to yell out "OH THAT IS WHACK!~" when someone reverses him into a backslide. I miss the Powerslam finisher.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Screw WrestleMania 21, XXII sounds amazing Ya DAMN right.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Jordan needs to yell out "OH THAT IS WHACK!~" when someone reverses him into a backslide. I miss the Powerslam finisher. But he's the Chief of Staff. His resthold should be handing out bumper stickers that say "EL OH EL - JBL!" on them.
Guest Phenom Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Jordan needs to yell out "OH THAT IS WHACK!~" when someone reverses him into a backslide. I miss the Powerslam finisher. But he's the Chief of Staff. His resthold should be handing out bumper stickers that say "EL OH EL - JBL!" on them. Vote Layfield-Jordan in 2008.
ChrisMWaters Posted January 9, 2005 Author Report Posted January 9, 2005 I still say that Jordan should have stayed bald.
Guest Askewniverse Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Jordan needs to yell out "OH THAT IS WHACK!~" when someone reverses him into a backslide. Would he also yell out "Damn! Shit!" prior to that?
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 JBL should give Jordan a belt. Like "JBL's Favourite Wrestler", or "Orlando Jordan World Championship"
Guest Phenom Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Jordan needs to yell out "OH THAT IS WHACK!~" when someone reverses him into a backslide. Would he also yell out "Damn! Shit!" prior to that? Hey, OJ isn't the token black guy on SD!
The Amazing Rando Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle.
Guest Phenom Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle. Actual brain, or a picture of it?
The Amazing Rando Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle. Actual brain, or a picture of it? The actual brain. Snitsky could make an appearance to punt it into the crowd.
Guest Phenom Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle. Actual brain, or a picture of it? The actual brain. Snitsky could make an appearance to punt it into the crowd. And next week: Snitsky punts RFK's brain into a crowd! Don't forget about Christmas in Iraq III, when Snitsky punts JFK Jr.'s brain!
Guest Askewniverse Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle. Aren't fortune cookies Chinese?
The Amazing Rando Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 I think whenever a segment is doing bad, Snitsky should come down and punt something into the audience. Smackdown would be Snitsdown, and for a finale he could punt Spike Dudley into Torrie Wilson's colon.
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Jordan needs to yell out "OH THAT IS WHACK!~" when someone reverses him into a backslide. Would he also yell out "Damn! Shit!" prior to that? *taps nose* *Orlando Jordan enters JBL's dressing room and finds Sheldon Benjamin there* OJ: What are you doing here? SB: What do you mean? OK: I am supposed to be the only black guy in this stable. SB: Oh, damn! Shit! OJ: I know, I know. SB/OJ: It's whack!
The Amazing Rando Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle. Aren't fortune cookies Chinese? like any mark would tell the difference.
Guest Phenom Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 I think whenever a segment is doing bad, Snitsky should come down and punt something into the audience. Smackdown would be Snitsdown, and for a finale he could punt Spike Dudley into Torrie Wilson's colon. I know I'd like to be in Torrie's colon.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Holy FUCK... this is the most insane commercial i've ever seen... and Christian is running Potsie hair.
RavishingRickRudo Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Flair needs to keep that wig. Vince's delivery at the end is great.
JoeDirt Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Hardcore Holly vs. the ROH pure champ John Walters, who went to the Steve Blackman school of charisma.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 VELOCITY~! is Hardcore Holly's show...because of the speed fan's change the channel when he appears on screen. It broke the sound barrier twice.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Hardcore Holly vs. the ROH pure champ John Walters, who went to the Steve Blackman school of charisma. IT'S PARTY TIME~!!!
Guest Askewniverse Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle. Aren't fortune cookies Chinese? like any mark would tell the difference. Good point. Make it a spinning Twinkie instead because Kenzo's yellow on the outside, but white on the inside.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 9, 2005 Report Posted January 9, 2005 Kenzo's US Championship should be a spinning fortune cookie with JFK's Brain in the middle. Aren't fortune cookies Chinese? like any mark would tell the difference. Good point. Make it a spinning Twinkie instead because Kenzo's yellow on the outside, but white on the inside. Hepatitis. a spinning Petrie dish of Hepatitis.
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