The OAO Velocity/SNL Thread for 1/15/05

[Tawren 0]

Fuck, I love these two when they are put together. Incredibly fun match. Akio looked completely bad ass with the monk get up, and London is all OH HELL NAW I'm-a fuck you up cause I'm the youngster with the skills. Opening work with the kicks and headlocks was good. London hits a beautiful asai moonsault and then they head back in with more kicks and we're-even shots. And of course, the beautiful spinning splash finish and the handshake to cap it off. They should do a 2/3 falls to "cap" the series, so to speak.

 

Beautiful stuff, and worlds better than anything else the WWE is doing right now. And odds are, nobody but a few in the company know that it is going on.

 

And fuck, that kidnapping montage was fucking lame. How can they go such polar opposites and good and fast so quick?

[haws bah gawd 0]

I agree 100%. Best match of 05 so far. One has to wonder why its always these two who are seemingly allowed to go balls out in a match, but most other guys are limited? Either way, that overhead belly-to-belly into the corner was SICK. These guys should have a weekly match.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Is it me, or can't they make up their mind what the Royal Rumble match-up screens will look like?

[Guest LooneyTune]

Coming up next is Charlie Haas vs. Rene Dupree. Let's see if Haas is good enough to get something out of Dupree and the evil Goatee.

[Guest Phenom]

I aprove the new look for Rene Dupree.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

If you need any more convincing that the WWE needs to make their wrestlers more unique and differentiated, look at the the Charlie Haas/Rene Dupree match graphic. Fake tan? Check. Greased up? Check. Roided to the gills? Check. Frostedtips? Check.

[Guest LooneyTune]

I agree 100%. Best match of 05 so far. One has to wonder why its always these two who are seemingly allowed to go balls out in a match, but most other guys are limited? Either way, that overhead belly-to-belly into the corner was SICK. These guys should have a weekly match.

Maybe thats why London rarely gets Smackdown time. He goes balls out and goes against the company policy...

 

Remember Ultimo Dragon. The guy worked too loose and different from the WWE CW Style so he was completely buried. Speaking of Ultimo, since London did the Asai Moonsault, does that mean he's officially gone? (like when a Basham did the Baldo Bomb the week A-Train was released, and someone did Test's finisher which was a weird type of slam off the shoulders)

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I can't believe "scumbag" is the hot look right now.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

They need to play up the fact that these two are killing each other for nothing. "There's no belt on the line, there's not big PPV check, it's almost midnight. They don't get recognition on Smackdown. Why are these two guys going at it like it's the main event at Wrestlemania each and everytime they wrestle eachother?" and then you can throw in other cruiserweights who want to be part of the cruiser revolution whose main goal is to steal the show.

"Ummmmm . . . . . ok then. Where's the punchline? I guess I don't get it." --- Stephanie McMahon

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Oh shit... I forgot the punchline...

 

Akio has a small penis.

 

There.

[Vyce 0]

I'm digging Rene's goatee.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Is it me, or can't they make up their mind what the Royal Rumble match-up screens will look like?

The one tonight, is only the second one they've had this year. And I like this one better..

 

And Rene is pimping with the goatee.

 

@ Rene going 'I'm sorry about that' to the cameraman...and then Josh pointing it out..

[ChrisMWaters 0]

If Dupree and both La Resistance members are in the Royal Rumble, it's going to get really confusing...if just for the music thing.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

Oh shit... I forgot the punchline...

 

Akio has a small penis.

 

There.

 

HA HA HA!!! YES YES YESSSSS!!!!! BBBAAAACCCKKKKKK BBBBOOOODDDDYYYYYYYYY DDDDRRRRROOOPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!:" --- Vince McMahon

[Guest LooneyTune]

Holy crap... mentions of House Show Rumble Qualifiers! Haas and Booker qualified

[Guest Phenom]

Holy crap... mentions of House Show Rumble Qualifiers! Haas and Booker qualified

That reminds me: Did Dupree beat London at the house show to qualify?

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

"NOOO! THOSE WORDS MEAN SOMETHING! IT MEANS I AM IN THE USA! NOOOOOO! IT HURTS ME!!! MY LIFE ENERGY IS DRAINING AND I CANNOT FOCUS!"

[Guest LooneyTune]

"NOOO! THOSE WORDS MEAN SOMETHING! IT MEANS I AM IN THE USA! NOOOOOO! IT HURTS ME!!! MY LIFE ENERGY IS DRAINING AND I CANNOT FOCUS!"

Best post ever... in 2005.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Holy crap, Romero's disgust with Randy Moss knows no bounds.

[haws bah gawd 0]

I agree 100%.  Best match of 05 so far.  One has to wonder why its always these two who are seemingly allowed to go balls out in a match, but most other guys are limited?  Either way, that overhead belly-to-belly into the corner was SICK.  These guys should have a weekly match.

Maybe thats why London rarely gets Smackdown time. He goes balls out and goes against the company policy...

 

Remember Ultimo Dragon. The guy worked too loose and different from the WWE CW Style so he was completely buried. Speaking of Ultimo, since London did the Asai Moonsault, does that mean he's officially gone? (like when a Basham did the Baldo Bomb the week A-Train was released, and someone did Test's finisher which was a weird type of slam off the shoulders)

The Basham that uses the Baldo Bomb used it in OVW. He went by the name Damaja, and called the move "Brain Damage".

 

Back to Velocity. What is this, the 6th time someone has been placed in that same armlock? It seems to be the theme for the night on Velocity. WORK THE ARM!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Duprees punches are actually pretty acceptable.

 

The way he takes an atomic drop? Not so much.

 

HOLY CRAP TWO BLACK GUYS JUST DID THE FRENCH TICKLER!

[Exslade ZX 0]

He stole Shelton's finisher...

[Guest LooneyTune]

Haas steals moves from Angle AND Benjamin. Way to go Team Angle.

[Guest Fook_Theta]

Rudo- In part this is why I approve of any wrestler that doesn't have short codpiece-like tights.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Haas with a T-Bone suplex?

 

He's stealing his former partner's finisher now!

 

Anyway...TNA time for me!

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Jesus Christ...

 

This is an awesome Cosby. MORE. MORE COZ!

[Guest LooneyTune]

Who's playing Cosby? I haven't watched much SNL to know the cast. This is pretty good for a Cosby impersonation.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Mia's Claire Huxtable is pretty fucking good too. Man, they need more Cosby show parodies. That was like the best thing they've done in years.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Keenan Thompson. Who was Fat Albert in the feature last month.

[Guest LooneyTune]

That was Keenan? I thought the dude looked familiar... glad to see he's still doing sketch comedy.