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Fuck him, the brother in that movie, Buddy, stole the show.

 

"Sex? I've had lots of sex. It's just that now I'd like to try it with a partner."

 

"Buddy, aren't you a little embarrassed?"

"Embarrassed? Nope, I'm horny. Horny kicks embarrassment's ass every time."

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Guest netslob
Fuck him, the brother in that movie, Buddy, stole the show.

 

"Sex?  I've had lots of sex.  It's just that now I'd like to try it with a partner."

 

"Buddy, aren't you a little embarrassed?"

"Embarrassed? Nope, I'm horny.  Horny kicks embarrassment's ass every time."

"I'm so confused..."

 

"Of course your confused...your wearing MY underwear."

 

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"Please Linda...would it help at all if I told you I was hung like a bear?"

 

"Maybe...are you?"

 

"No...just checking."

 

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"Ok...now for something ALL guys do...lemme see you scratch your balls."

 

"Maybe my balls don't itch!"

 

"ALL balls itch, it's a fact!!"

 

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(*talking on the phone*)

 

"Hey yo scumbag...hey, suck you own! Eat me. Same to to you, BUTT-face."

 

(*hangs up the phone*)

 

"Mom says 'Hi'."

 

 

:lol: Billy Jacobi is GAWD.

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Guest LooneyTune
Noone has yet to mention "Little Shop of Horrors"?

For shame.

Eh... it was a musical remake.

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Night Of The Demons ("Eat A Bowl Of Fuck")

 

Bloodsport (Bolo owns)

 

Street Trash

 

The Stepfather

 

Humanoids From The Deep

 

Burial Ground (Hilariously cheesy 1980 Italian Zombie film that features a 40 year old midget man as a child who bites his mother's nipple off)

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