Feedback for the 1/27 HD~!

[Patty O'Green 0]

COLE

Phew! Sorry we're late for the match, we were in the bathroom! Together!

 

I like how the ‘together’ was so important that it had to be in it’s own separate sentence. The implied homosexuality deserved an exclamation point all of its own. I’m being serious.

 

The Docs have a cool entrance. It kind of reminds me of the entrance I gave Candie at Angleslam or a couple shows before. One day the Frankensteiner’s should dress in drag and sabotage the LD’s entrance by beating them up as revenge for The Doctors sabotaging the Franks’ drug test. I’m being serious.

 

Tony writes the Saints better then I do. This is troubling. I have lost touch with them. Even their hair styles are different now. Logan was sporting the afro when I had them. I don’t even know who they are anymore. Seriously.

 

Hoff why did you get rid of Jumbo? How could you do this to me? You broke my heart.

 

LaLa and now’s a good time for ME to point out that I never liked that song

Strangely enough, the song has grown on me. We’ll never change the song now that you got rid of Jumbo. I’m being serious. That’s my new catchphrase.

 

The Frankensteiner’s almost mainevented the last PPV leading up to AP! NYU, you ruined the dream. JINGUS was a good choice for an opponent. Because he’s big. And AJ’s small. And AJ looks good because he beat a big guy. This is wrestling logic.

 

I’m the only one who took Cappa up on his offer to use him as a “jackass fan”. I feel like a fucking fool. I hope you all die. Cocksuckers. I wouldn’t let you shits drink my precum. Seriously.

 

It’s been a long time since I read a match by Papacita. He’s a really good writer. He gives me feelings of inferiority. That is so not cool. I’m being serious. He’s so good he gives me a headache. No fair!

 

I would’ve liked to see some more build and hype for the actual Rumble. I suppose that’s easy for me to say because I don’t have a character in it. That’s why I say it. Because it’s easy. To say.

 

If I forgot you its not because I forgot you but because I have to go.

[Guest The Mad Cappa]

I’m the only one who took Cappa up on his offer to use him as a “jackass fan”.

Thanks. Seriously! Not to mention that match had me up in stitches! Nice touch with replacing Cole with the Lil' Jon voiceover!

 

Ironically, I was listening to that song when your match popped up!

[Hoff 0]

I *told* you that I hoped you didn't like Jumbo. I mean I know that you DID, but, well, sucks to be you, I guess. HA!

 

More later.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I was disappointed Hoff didn't go clubberin' stuff. I like his kooky ways though.

 

I don't know who's writing the Chicks Over Dicks stuff but its real good. Been meaning to say that. Props be to you.

 

Phenom's use of "*beep!*"s rather than the actual swears gives it a more realistic feel.

 

I'm not attatched to the Tina character(don't remember reading anything with said character) and I have a real short attention span so I couldn't read the whole thing. I'm an awful person I did like the post match segment though so I could see myself getting into this whole feud.

 

Calvin in a Spongebob Suit was awesome

 

"YOU'RE A SPO - ONGE!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "YOU'RE A SPO - ONGE!" *clap clap clapclapclap*

I'm almost sprayed my monitor with orange juice when I read that.

 

It was a real good show, extremely good even. Those are just the things that stood out to me.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

And Hoff bringing back the Steph avatar is the highlight of the week.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Sorry for the Lack of Zack again this week. Reality just caught up with me this week, and I didn't have much time to get anything done on top of what I was already trying to do. I do plan on trying to put together something to hype up all three of my matches by tomorrow night, if I get some time during the day tomorrow.

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

Bah, I wrote top quality feedback that would have enriched all your lives, and it's vanished.

 

Great show anyways, the COD/Tony/J.Math segment was fantastic.

 

And I really dug the parrot getting waffled with a chair.

 

Wooo, Frankies win! Frankies win! Wooo, I say!

[Tony149 0]

Tony writes the Saints better then I do. This is troubling. I have lost touch with them. Even their hair styles are different now. Logan was sporting the afro when I had them.

Really? I always thought Synth was the one with the afro because of the pic used for their graphic at AS or whichever PPV it was. And I beg to differ on me writing The Saints better than you. Much like I did with GPX when I originally started writing for them, I usually think of something wild and build around that.

 

Onto the (shitty) feedback...

 

Good job building up the Hoff-Stevens cage match during the OPENING PROMO~! When Hoff said he was saving it up inside of himself, I thought it read he was saving himself for Chris. Now, that would of been funny. Still, a good dueling promo.

 

Excellent job by Patty writing the Alix-Tony promo. I loved the banter between him and Krista, especially T-Bod's final retort -- "You hit like a girl." Yes, I wrote that line, but it was still good.

 

Once Koko B. Ware was announced as 70s Dude's opponent, he could do no wrong. I mean, the parrot took a bump! How couldn't you like that.

 

Phenom's promo was short and sweet, also building up his match at AP by having Geddon attack.

 

Good post-match segment involving Tina, KYT, Ausstin and the Illuminators. Skimmed the match, which looked very well done, as usual when it comes to Panther.

 

The fans see through the OAOAST’s cheap ploy to get the Fannies some face heat and boo the shit out of the normally revered ring announcer, overwhelming his introduction and forcing him to stop altogether.

 

If Canadians didn't already have enough ammo for hating Buffer when he used to call Bret Hart Bret Clarke, there's another reason.

 

Eskimo does a great job with the Docs. I liked their entrance.

 

I liked the makeover Patty gave to the Fanboiz, including the new spelling of the name. The match itself was good, with some fun comedy thrown in.

 

Nice job giving Flaire and Jingus bout some backstory in their backstage segment. Good job on the match too.

 

Interesting segment involving Calvin. Hopefully it means more of him.

 

The Frankensteiners finally get a win -- a big win at that. Of course, that means they'll be gone within a week.

 

Overall, it was a good show before the PPV.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I'm starting to notice that I wasn't the only one that disliked Koko B.Ware as a child, but more importantly found him bringing a Parrot to ringside to be retarded.

[Patty O'Green 0]

Really? I always thought Synth was the one with the afro because of the pic used for their graphic at AS or whichever PPV it was. And I beg to differ on me writing The Saints better than you. Much like I did with GPX when I originally started writing for them, I usually think of something wild and build around that.

 

Nope. Logan was represented by Lenny Kravitz (the guy with the afro). The whole thing was that Logan fancied himself as the next Hendrix so he tried to grow his hair like him. Synth always made fun of Logan because he can’t sing, can’t write songs, can’t read music and can’t play an instrument.

 

I liked the makeover Patty gave to the Fanboiz, including the new spelling of the name. The match itself was good, with some fun comedy thrown in.

 

Thank Avril Lavigne for the name change. I thought about just changing their name entirely to The Sk8er Boiz. Maybe I will.

[Tony149 0]

Nope. Logan was represented by Lenny Kravitz (the guy with the afro). The whole thing was that Logan fancied himself as the next Hendrix so he tried to grow his hair like him. Synth always made fun of Logan because he can’t sing, can’t write songs, can’t read music and can’t play an instrument.

So Synth was the white guy from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers? Whoops! I figured Lenny Kravitz represented Synth because of his cooler sounding name -- well, I think it sounds cool because it's different. If The Saints were real wrestlers, I'd invision Synth as the breakout star of the two. I guess we could change them back and have Synth say he wanted to experience how Logan lived life so he grew an afro, or something.

[Patty O'Green 0]

Yeah, I'd think Synth would be the breakout star. Anyway, Synth was Anthony from RHCP. You don't have to drop the afro, just have him be represented by Justin Guarini.

[Tony149 0]

Yeah, I'd think Synth would be the breakout star. Anyway, Synth was Anthony from RHCP. You don't have to drop the afro, just have him be represented by Justin Guarini.

The Saints will change races more than J-Lo changes husbands.

 

* rimshot *

 

And the funny thing is, unless I'm wrong on J-Lo's marriages, it would be 3 apiece.

 

You can do whatever you want with the Fanboiz. You saved one team from becoming a complete waste, so I trust you with whatever you have in mind for the Boiz.

[Patty O'Green 0]

I trust you with whatever you have in mind for the Boiz.

In that case I'm going to give them one of my trademark character make overs!

[Hoff 0]

I wanted to leave feedback before AP but I'm really just feeling so, so lazy right now. Rest assured it was a good show. Papa's women's match rocked. I mean the rest was good too, but that was my favorite part. Hey, I'm half-assing it this week, step off.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I wanted to leave feedback before AP but I'm really just feeling so, so lazy right now. Hey, I'm half-assing it this week, step off.

this week?

 

*walks away at a quicker than normal pace since Hoff is too lazy to pursue this week*

[Hoff 0]

Hey, I like to think that I usually do a good job, when I remember to do it. Bastard.

 

*does not pursue*