The random fact thread

[Richard 0]

Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford farted while swearing loyalty to Queen Elizabeth I, and consequently went into self-imposed exile for seven years. After his return, the Queen was reported to have reassured de Vere: "My Lord, I had quite forgotten the fart."

[alfdogg 0]

We need some more of curry_man2002's random facts.

[Bruiser_Brody_ 0]

My Father carries a massive penis which swings many many inches , where as I have a small withered skin flap that requires viagra to work

 

The best alcohol is free bottles of wine your ex-girlfriend left at your house, each slurp is a new sensation of bitter heart wrenching pain

 

I had tremendous potential to not be a pimple on the ass of society, but threw it away one night of booze filled lust, ending in a DWI and a tremendous loss in confidence

 

Being buzzed helps reveal truths on message boards

 

I have had several sexual dreams about BUTT fucking my best friend billy, yet I seem not to be gay during my waking hours

 

Women suck.

 

I may never have sex again.

 

I was lousy at it anyway.

 

BITTER!

 

 

[Red Baron 0]

Cheese Whiz is a molecule away from being a garbage bag.

[Retard Girl 0]

former canibal tribes of the south pacific like to eat Spam because the taste and texture reminds them of human flesh.

[Copper Feel 0]

TaigaStar has no positive qualities.

[Retard Girl 0]

yes i do. i can... uh... well there's this... erm...

 

i have big boobs?

[Ravenbomb 0]

The voice of Chatty Cathy was also the voice of Rocky the Flying Squirrel

[Richard 0]

New Kids On The Block were originally going to be called Nynuk.

 

 

[Copper Feel 0]

yes i do. i can... uh... well there's this... erm...

 

i have big boobs?

 

I now wish that I had remained silent.

[Retard Girl 0]

yes i do. i can... uh... well there's this... erm...

 

i have big boobs?

 

I now wish that I had remained silent.

 

 

 

 

i wish you would have as well.

 

 

[... 0]

The voice of Buster Bunny and "Cow" from "Cow and Chicken" is currently the host of a terrible AM talk radio show in Canada.

[The Ghost of bps21 0]

Regardless of the outcome of the ongoing tournament...

 

Marvin is the worst poster on TSM