Richard Posted February 18, 2005 Report Posted February 18, 2005 Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford farted while swearing loyalty to Queen Elizabeth I, and consequently went into self-imposed exile for seven years. After his return, the Queen was reported to have reassured de Vere: "My Lord, I had quite forgotten the fart."
alfdogg Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 We need some more of curry_man2002's random facts.
Bruiser_Brody_ Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 My Father carries a massive penis which swings many many inches , where as I have a small withered skin flap that requires viagra to work The best alcohol is free bottles of wine your ex-girlfriend left at your house, each slurp is a new sensation of bitter heart wrenching pain I had tremendous potential to not be a pimple on the ass of society, but threw it away one night of booze filled lust, ending in a DWI and a tremendous loss in confidence Being buzzed helps reveal truths on message boards I have had several sexual dreams about BUTT fucking my best friend billy, yet I seem not to be gay during my waking hours Women suck. I may never have sex again. I was lousy at it anyway. BITTER!
Red Baron Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 Cheese Whiz is a molecule away from being a garbage bag.
Retard Girl Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 former canibal tribes of the south pacific like to eat Spam because the taste and texture reminds them of human flesh.
Retard Girl Posted March 6, 2008 Report Posted March 6, 2008 yes i do. i can... uh... well there's this... erm... i have big boobs?
Ravenbomb Posted March 7, 2008 Report Posted March 7, 2008 The voice of Chatty Cathy was also the voice of Rocky the Flying Squirrel
Richard Posted March 7, 2008 Report Posted March 7, 2008 New Kids On The Block were originally going to be called Nynuk.
Copper Feel Posted March 7, 2008 Report Posted March 7, 2008 yes i do. i can... uh... well there's this... erm... i have big boobs? I now wish that I had remained silent.
Retard Girl Posted March 8, 2008 Report Posted March 8, 2008 yes i do. i can... uh... well there's this... erm... i have big boobs? I now wish that I had remained silent. i wish you would have as well.
... Posted March 9, 2008 Report Posted March 9, 2008 The voice of Buster Bunny and "Cow" from "Cow and Chicken" is currently the host of a terrible AM talk radio show in Canada.
The Ghost of bps21 Posted March 9, 2008 Report Posted March 9, 2008 Regardless of the outcome of the ongoing tournament... Marvin is the worst poster on TSM
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