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Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford farted while swearing loyalty to Queen Elizabeth I, and consequently went into self-imposed exile for seven years. After his return, the Queen was reported to have reassured de Vere: "My Lord, I had quite forgotten the fart."

  • 3 years later...
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My Father carries a massive penis which swings many many inches , where as I have a small withered skin flap that requires viagra to work

 

The best alcohol is free bottles of wine your ex-girlfriend left at your house, each slurp is a new sensation of bitter heart wrenching pain

 

I had tremendous potential to not be a pimple on the ass of society, but threw it away one night of booze filled lust, ending in a DWI and a tremendous loss in confidence

 

Being buzzed helps reveal truths on message boards

 

I have had several sexual dreams about BUTT fucking my best friend billy, yet I seem not to be gay during my waking hours

 

Women suck.

 

I may never have sex again.

 

I was lousy at it anyway.

 

BITTER!

 

 

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yes i do. i can... uh... well there's this... erm...

 

i have big boobs?

 

I now wish that I had remained silent.

 

 

 

 

i wish you would have as well.

 

 

:)

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