Nighthawk Posted February 22, 2005 Report Posted February 22, 2005 I'd call IDRM, but I don't think I'd have anything to say to him over the phone. "1... 2... 3... Turn it up!"
Nighthawk Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 I've just gotten off the phone with Modern Man's Hustle. He came through with the message board call where the rest of you assholes have failed me. He also apologized for waking me up twice even though I told him I wasn't asleep.
Modern Man's Hustle Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 I'm pretty gone right now, I'm sorry for waking you up.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 IDRM, were you high or do you always talk like that.
Nighthawk Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 I'm drunk. I said I loved you at the end, but I think you might have hung up before you heard me.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 I can set up a conference call with me, you and my girlfriend.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 I proposed the three-way phone call, to which she responded she never wanted to see me again. I think this solves my problem from the other thread.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 So I'm back on the market. Are there any sexy ladies that post here and wanna go out on a date with me.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 I'm not turning my phone back on just to say that.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 My female roommate often walks around topless. Like, she just came into my room, topless. She borrowed one of my Echo and the Bunnymen albums.
Nighthawk Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 If I come up there and sleep in your closet, don't be surprised if I nail her.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 Her boyfriend is spending the night. He often walks around topless, too, but it's not the same.
Nighthawk Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 Don't be surprised if I nail him too. Actually, the two of us double teaming her is a much more likely scenario. Mention thesmartmarks and get a FREE handjob.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 I've seen the both them naked, though seperately. We're a close family.
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 I'd call IDRM, but I don't think I'd have anything to say to him over the phone. "1... 2... 3... Turn it up!" Sure, I could do that.
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 And the wheels keep on turning.
Nighthawk Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 He did call me, and actually said that. I don't know if he realized it was the intro to "Sweet Home Alabama" but I responded by singing "Big wheel keep on turnin'!" And that was it. Best message board call yet. X, you should know my singing voice is not not normally that bad.
Nighthawk Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 Oh good, apparently you did recognize it. It might have seemed weird if I sang that and you didn't.
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 You sound like you're from Florida. I've personally just gone through a 6 pack of Heineken so I'm sure I sounded different as well.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 When IDRM called me, I answered with "age/sex/location." I think six or seven seconds passed before he finally responded, saying "oh, shit!"
Nighthawk Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 Well, I'm not really from Florida, I've just lived here a long time. I usually sing like a combination of Nick Cave and Tom Waits. Maybe a little Jim Morrison.
Nighthawk Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 Btw, I need to get another phone for professional use so I can use "age/sex/location" as my voice mail.
Guest Vitamin X Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 Well, I'm not really from Florida, I've just lived here a long time. I usually sing like a combination of Nick Cave and Tom Waits. Maybe a little Jim Morrison. I get comparisons to Brad Nowell and Serj Tanjkian at times myself. It probably has to do with how much I've smoked bud over the years combined with fucking around with my voice quite a bit.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 My singing voice sounds like my speaking voice, singing.
Nighthawk Posted February 23, 2005 Report Posted February 23, 2005 Mine too. I talk like Nick Cave and Tom Waits.
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