The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2005 I like the whole "making him a blatant homosexual" idea. Like, no innuendo or ambiguity like they did with Billy and Chuck. They should make him a full-blown homosexual. He can tell people to get checked for colon cancer, or talk about AIDS tests. He'd be a massive heel... wrestling fans (especially in the south) hate musucular homosexuals. They could put the belt on him by SummerSlam. Such a gimmick needs two things to really make it work: Masters needs to wrestle in either a thong or a very tiny speedo, and Masters needs to learn how to do that odd little pelvic thrust dance that Alex Wright used to do back in the day in WCW. I swear to God, if he did the dance, the heat would be unbelievable. Thermonuclear reactors would give off less heat. if ANYBODY did that dance, the roof would explode. I can only imagine the reprecussions of Gene Snitsky, William Regal, Eugene, or Triple H doing it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quit Calling My Mama 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2005 I was at a speech given by Batista the night before Raw last week. Batista: ' Chris Masters is debuting. Yeah, that guy put on almost 80 pounds of muscle...I wonder how'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted February 27, 2005 I like the whole "making him a blatant homosexual" idea. Like, no innuendo or ambiguity like they did with Billy and Chuck. They should make him a full-blown homosexual. He can tell people to get checked for colon cancer, or talk about AIDS tests. He'd be a massive heel... wrestling fans (especially in the south) hate musucular homosexuals. They could put the belt on him by SummerSlam. Such a gimmick needs two things to really make it work: Masters needs to wrestle in either a thong or a very tiny speedo, and Masters needs to learn how to do that odd little pelvic thrust dance that Alex Wright used to do back in the day in WCW. I swear to God, if he did the dance, the heat would be unbelievable. Thermonuclear reactors would give off less heat. if ANYBODY did that dance, the roof would explode. I can only imagine the reprecussions of Gene Snitsky, William Regal, Eugene, or Triple H doing it. It would have to be Regal. But then everything should be Regal, up to and including the Reunited Undisputed Champion. Dammit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2005 Bumping this due to Heat. Masters' full nelson now has a name: The Masters Lock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just Looking Report post Posted March 14, 2005 The MasterLock- how creative. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2005 The MasterLock- how creative. Hey...better than people having finishers that never get a special name. Like Shelton's T-Bone not getting a special name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Theta Report post Posted March 14, 2005 They need to bring in Crowbar and Repo man to make this a trifecta of punnery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2005 The MasterLock- how creative. Hey...better than people having finishers that never get a special name. Like Shelton's T-Bone not getting a special name. IT'S A FUCKING FULL NELSON FOR GOD SAKES! It doesn't need a damn name! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2005 The MasterLock- how creative. Hey...better than people having finishers that never get a special name. Like Shelton's T-Bone not getting a special name. IT'S A FUCKING FULL NELSON FOR GOD SAKES! It doesn't need a damn name! ...OK...I have one word for you that may help you out: Decaf. [Joking, joking.[ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2005 The MasterLock- how creative. Hey...better than people having finishers that never get a special name. Like Shelton's T-Bone not getting a special name. IT'S A FUCKING FULL NELSON FOR GOD SAKES! It doesn't need a damn name! ...OK...I have one word for you that may help you out: Decaf. [Joking, joking.[ People have been telling me that for years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted March 14, 2005 Did he cripple the guy on heat? I want another trail of blood, dammitt. Except this time it's someone who REALLY can't work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted March 14, 2005 Did he cripple the guy on heat? I want another trail of blood, dammitt. Except this time it's someone who REALLY can't work. How about on HHH? That way, HHH is off camera for a while (hopefully) and Masters gets de-pushed due to injuring HHH. It's win-win! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2005 Masters needs to give Orton another concussion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
