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Voicemail from Lindsay Lohan

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My father is an ex-marine and almost literally kicked my ass after hearing that in the kitchen. Thanks.

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"Lindsay" claims that she saw Jessica Simpson doing coke in a club, and then starts on with a story about Mark McGrath's cash n' prizes before the file starts screaming I LOVE GAY PORN...I'M WATCHING GAY PORN RIGHT NOW...I HATE MY JOB BECAUSE I LOVE WATCHING GAY PORN.

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"Lindsay" claims that she saw Jessica Simpson doing coke in a club, and then starts on with a story about Mark McGrath's cash n' prizes before the file starts screaming I LOVE GAY PORN...I'M WATCHING GAY PORN RIGHT NOW...I HATE MY JOB BECAUSE I LOVE WATCHING GAY PORN.

 

So Lindsay Lohan is basically a teenaged girl.

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well then, good thing that webpage is blocked by my job's net filter as ebuams is considered in the category "tasteless"

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Seriously, she just yelled "did you say something, Robert?" and I said "no, mom, that was something from a website," and then she grabbed her cellphone and walked outside.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

She heard a lot of shouting about gay porn, and his explanation was that it came from a website?

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Maybe Vern is curious. I'm going to guess she is an LPN, or realtor.

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