Skeletor's Breakfast Burrito

[Gary Floyd 0]

Well, it's been a while, but here's a new edition of "Entertainment Sucks" Brought to you by "Skeletor's Breakfast Burrito", Feel the Power!

 

-Opening this week in theatres: "Miss Congeniality 2", "Guess Who", "D.E.B.S.", and the acclaimed "Oldboy"

 

-Paul Newman has hinted in a final appearence with Robery Redford before his retirement. Says Newman; "I hate to talk about anything until the papers are drawn up, but we've been looking for something for 20 years and now we're looking harder. I hope something will come of it."

 

-James Gunn (writer of the "Dawn of the Dead" remake) is currently working on his directorial debut "Slither", which deals with an alien invasion in a small town. The cast so far includes Michael Rooker, Elizabeth Banks, Gregg Henry, Nathan Fillion, Rheagan Wallace, and a cameo appearence from Troma head Lloyd Kauffman

 

-A remake of John Carpenters "The Fog" is currently underway, with Selma ("Hellboy", "A Dirty Shame")Blair and DeRay("BarbberShop")Davis being casted. The film will be directed by Rupert Wainwright

 

-Rosie O' Donnel has recently attacled Kirsty Allet saying "I am telling you right now, I'm 218 pounds - Kirstie Alley is not 210. She's a lying sack of s**t. At least tell the truth. She's gotta be like 248 (pounds)." In other news, O'Donnel is still a big mouthed piece of shit that everyone hates

 

-Tom Siezemore has recently filed for bankruptcy.

 

-Sarah Michelle Gellar ("Buffy" tv series, "The Grudge") has ditched the prestigious William Morris Agency after its president dismissed the star as "nothing at all".

 

-Tony ("Candyman") Todds latest starring vehicle will be called "Shadow: Dead Riot." The film deals with an evil spirit (Todd), a womans prison, and Zombies. The film will be released, and was produced by Media Blasters, was written by Fangoria Magazines Michael Gringold, and will be directed by Hong Kong veteren Derrick Wan. The film hits DVD on May 31st

 

-Billy Joel is back in rehab, so I guess it's safe to drive again

 

-And finally, cabaret singer Bobby Short has died at the age of 80. He has been nominated for Grammy awards, including "You're the Top: Love Songs of Cole Porter" and "Late Night at the Cafe Carlyle."

[NoCalMike 0]

I heard a tidbit about the Rosie O' Donnel/Kirtstie Alley feud on the radio this morning....and they made it seem like O'Donnel was just mad because Alley got the gastric bypass surgery, yet she wanted people to think she was losing weight by eating better and exercizing, and she just wanted Alley to be honest about the weight loss............(if anyone cares)

[Gary Floyd 0]

I heard a tidbit about the Rosie O' Donnel/Kirtstie Alley feud on the radio this morning....and they made it seem like O'Donnel was just mad because Alley got the gastric bypass surgery, yet she wanted people to think she was losing weight by eating better and exercizing, and she just wanted Alley to be honest about the weight loss............(if anyone cares)

Yea, well I still hate Rosie

[Sass 0]

Paul Newman and Robert Redford together for one last time? If the movie looks good, I'm there. Newman has had a hell of a career.

 

Sizemore is broke? If he stays drugged up, I wouldn't be surprised to hear about a suicide if decided that his life was too fucked up too continue. Great actor but a guy with a *lot* of personal demons. Smacking around women isn't cool.

 

Rosie vs. Alley in a battle of the bulge. Howard Stern could probably have a field day with these two cows.

[2GOLD 0]

All I care is LGF has listed "Undead" with a July 2005 release date and "SAW 2" is already expected for the Fall of 05. I'm not expecting much from "SAW 2" but damn, I am really looking forward to seeing "UNDEAD" on the big screen.

[Gary Floyd 0]

All I care is LGF has listed "Undead" with a July 2005 release date and "SAW 2" is already expected for the Fall of 05. I'm not expecting much from "SAW 2" but damn, I am really looking forward to seeing "UNDEAD" on the big screen.

Yea, "Undead" does look pretty sweet. The one I'm looing forward to the most is "Land if the Dead", but then again, everyone else is too.

 

Oh, speaking of "Undead", here's the official U.S. poster

[godthedog 0]

i got the chance to check out a couple episodes of alley's new show. it's not bad, if a little too obvious a 'curb your enthusiasm' ripoff.

 

-Rosie O' Donnel has recently attacled Kirsty Allet saying "I am telling you right now, I'm 218 pounds - Kirstie Alley is not 210. She's a lying sack of s**t. At least tell the truth. She's gotta be like 248 (pounds)." In other news, O'Donnel is still a big mouthed piece of shit that everyone hates.

normally if you want to make a joke, you're supposed to make some kind of sly offhanded reference to her being a piece of shit without really coming out and SAYING it. there's no wit in just stating the obvious.

[Gary Floyd 0]

i got the chance to check out a couple episodes of alley's new show.  it's not bad, if a little too obvious a 'curb your enthusiasm' ripoff.

 

-Rosie O' Donnel has recently attacled Kirsty Allet saying "I am telling you right now, I'm 218 pounds - Kirstie Alley is not 210. She's a lying sack of s**t. At least tell the truth. She's gotta be like 248 (pounds)." In other news, O'Donnel is still a big mouthed piece of shit that everyone hates.

normally if you want to make a joke, you're supposed to make some kind of sly offhanded reference to her being a piece of shit without really coming out and SAYING it. there's no wit in just stating the obvious.

Who said I was joking?

[Crimson Platypus 0]

All I care is LGF has listed "Undead" with a July 2005 release date and "SAW 2" is already expected for the Fall of 05. I'm not expecting much from "SAW 2" but damn, I am really looking forward to seeing "UNDEAD" on the big screen.

God no not a Saw sequel. Leave the movie as it is. Brilliant.