Bored 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 Pitcher Sasaki dumps wife for TV starlet Bullpen ace pitcher Kazuhiro Sasaki, the Yokohama BayStars' veteran closer who abandoned a stellar career with the Seattle Mariners because he missed his family, has divorced his wife, the pitcher told the press by fax. Sasaki, 37, one of the top closers in Japanese baseball history, said on Monday through his management agency that he had decided to divorce his wife after they grew apart. Sasaki has begun to live with TV star Kanako Enomoto. "Since I transferred to the Seattle Mariners, my wife and I grew apart after missing each other. This is a decision I made after reflecting on my life," the fax message said. "As part of my new life, I have teamed up with Ms. Enomoto and have now begun living with her." The pitcher submitted a notice of divorce to a local government on March 18. Sasaki added that he would try his best on the field so that he would live up to expectations of baseball fans. (Mainichi Shimbun, Japan, April 5, 2005) Here's who he's "teamed up" with: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson Platypus 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 That one was a red-x to me, checked google images and found this: She looks disgusting. Her arms/legs look like pipe cleaners with flesh on them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 She looks disgusting. Her arms/legs look like pipe cleaners with flesh on them. Oh shut up...you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 Crackers can get awfully messy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 She looks disgusting. Her arms/legs look like pipe cleaners with flesh on them. Oh shut up...you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. I couldn't kick her out of bed because she'd fall behind the headboard and then I can't find her Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 Like she'd even eat a cracker, let alone enough to justify using the plural form. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 Like she'd even eat a cracker, let alone enough to justify using the plural form. She'd prolly eat a whole bunch and make herself throw up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iggymcfly 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 And to think, he could have stayed in Seattle and gotten himself a white girl. Oh well, we all make mistakes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Angel_Grace_Blue 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 But think of the money he'll save by being able to buy her doll clothes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaMarka 0 Report post Posted April 5, 2005 Too fat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Too fat. LMAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 Will Scarlet beats it to this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geniusMoment 0 Report post Posted April 8, 2005 She is not attractive at all, that is just sickly looking. I think if I had sex with her I would break her in half. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 9, 2005 That's the whole point. I think she's gorgeous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
