The Dead Bunny Head on the Floor

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

The names are changed, just because

 

Her: how do you feel about dead bunnies?

Her: i really, really need you to say that you're okay with picking up their heads off of my living room carpet

Her: just one head

Her: i'm freaking out

Me: That sounds like a good idea. It's probably best to find some way to get rid of that.

Her: how about you....?

Her: i can't do it

Me: do you have a place you could put it?

Her: dupmpster

Her: dumpster

Her: please oh please

Her: please

Her: please

Her: i'm totally freaking out and i  can't get ahold of anyone to help me

Her: apparently it's 1:00 in the morning

Me: I think you could do it. It sounds sad. You could get a paper towel or toilet paper, pick it up and get rid of it without looking at it

Her: nope nope

Her: nope

Her: mope

Her: nope

She signed off at 12:58:21 AM.

 

This is one of the super WTF moments. It took place over less than 10 minutes.

 

I've never been to her house anyways, and it was 1am. I'm not totally sure what the fuck caused it to be a dead bunny head and not a dead bunny.

 

Either way.. she did make things less boring.

[Guest Vitamin X]

This has been another episode of Bitches Be Trippin' ©

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Bunny Heads ruin fun

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Ok.. we have a backstory! (from her journal dealie)

 

last night was awful.

 

my cat hermionie (which i hate) decided to bring a bunny into the house and slowly kill it.

the thing kept screaming and screaming and i was screaming and screaming.

and then she chewed it's head off and left it on the white carpet and there was blood everywhere. but she went ahead and ate the rest of the body, but then threw it up...

there was blood everywhere

and i was freaking out

i was home alone and it ended up calling every person i could to come help me get her out of the house.

finally, at like 1:00 in the morning, [name omitted] of all people came over and helped pick up the bunny peices and clean up the blood

i think he's the nicest person to walk the planet

i hadn't even talked to him in like 2 years and he left his house and drove 30 minutes to clean up blood and shit

i'd die for him

 

it's not a very good feeling when i think that the only person that cares is someone i was so hateful to and blew off sophomore year.

 

i'm probably still hysterical.

[2GOLD 0]

Why didn't she just chase her cat away from the bunny?

It's a bunny and a house cat for christ sake.

 

Kick at the cat, it bolts and the bunny makes a beeline for the door. AND THEN NO DEAD BUNNIES ON FLOOR.

 

God damn woman.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Well.. to be honest about her. She's a bit crazy in her own way. It's totally believeable that she would freak out over that.

 

But, i'm not going to let her make me feel sorry for not driving to her house and picking up a dead bunny.

 

Slight backstory: We became friends last year, after awhile, she mentioned that she didn't want a relationship, I think I sorta moved towards that after that, she ignored me, went into a relationship with her third ex. Now we sorta talk, although there's still stuff that is probably off limits. And she's somehow decided that riding in the car with me driving would be scary, based off of maybe a comment or two I made.

 

Considering what she did to me, I don't think refusing to pick up a bunny head is that bad

[The Metal Maniac 0]

the thing kept screaming and screaming and i was screaming and screaming.

 

Rabbits can scream? I didn't think they made any noise.

 

Well, except the ones in the Cadbury ads.

[Ted the Poster 0]

A rabbit scream is like a really high-pitched pig squeal.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

This thread made my day.

 

Sounds to me like you could have gotten some had you gone over there though.

[Vyce 0]

the thing kept screaming and screaming and i was screaming and screaming.

 

Rabbits can scream? I didn't think they made any noise.

They do indeed scream. My dog got hold of one a few years back, and it screamed bloody murder once he clamped his jaws down on its hind end.

 

After reading that first post, all I can think of is that the internet is the greatest communications tool every devised by mankind, and it's just used for the damndest conversations sometimes.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Sounds to me like you could have gotten some had you gone over there though.

Somehow, I doubt that. When we were good friends, I didn't come close to getting some, I don't think that would suddenly change if I did bunny disposal. She realized her latest ex was cheating on her, so I'd imagine she's probably slightly unstable anyways.

 

Anyways, her house was 20 minutes away and it was 1am.

[Ravenbomb 0]

my cat hermionie (which i hate) decided to bring a bunny into the house and slowly kill it.

 

I dont' know why, but the "slowly kill it" thing cracked me up

[JST 0]

Buck-buck-buck-buck-buck-buck-buck-bwaaaack!