In ONE HOUR.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I will be sitting seven rows away from Kelly Clarkson.

 

This is why I may not have an HD segment in tonight.

 

Hoff, be jealous. Be very, very jealous.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

what a waste of money

[caboose 0]

In one hour and one minute you'll be arrested.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

shoot her

[Hoff 0]

Yeah, with your @#$%~! Have fun, Preppy.

[Zack Malibu 0]

This concert ruled on so many levels.

 

Right off the bat, she opened with Since U Been Gone and got the crowd rocking. I was one of them, not gonna lie about it. My friend Melissa I went with said she should have taken pictures to blackmail me with.

 

I bought a huge ass poster of her for $10.

 

She did a song called "Don't" that she said she wrote on her last tour, and that somehow made it's way on the net (it's not on her CD's). I can't find it, but am determined. Hoff, I want your help on this project.

 

She did NOT do "Low" for some reason (and I love that song, plus it was one of her biggest singles), and when she did "A Moment Like This", it was a pop rocky version, not the slow ballad. Weird, but cool.

 

In a very nice gesture, she sat on the edge of the stage during her last two songs and signed autographs for all the fans up there (I was about seven rows back). My efforts to get up there were thwarted, and my friend Melissa (whom security would easily allow by since she's a rather hot girl) didn't want to go get my ticket signed for me. That jerk.

 

All in all, an awesome show. Sorry I missed HD for it, but y'know...it's KELLY.

[Lightning Flik 0]

You know, you could just do a promo about skipping out of HD and going to the concert. Could be entertaining, as you can do a whole speel on Zack trying to get to Kelly but gets rejected by the security people cause your a wrestler (even though you have a backstage pass) and hilarity ensues as you are there and stuff.

[Hoff 0]

She did a song called "Don't" that she said she wrote on her last tour, and that somehow made it's way on the net (it's not on her CD's). I can't find it, but am determined. Hoff, I want your help on this project.

You shall have it, good sir.

[Zack Malibu 0]

You know, you could just do a promo about skipping out of HD and going to the concert. Could be entertaining, as you can do a whole speel on Zack trying to get to Kelly but gets rejected by the security people cause your a wrestler (even though you have a backstage pass) and hilarity ensues as you are there and stuff.

That's actually not a bad idea.

[Lightning Flik 0]

I'm such a helpful person.

 

Now then, onto getting back to my own scheduled planning of a return and debut!

[Zack Malibu 0]

Yes, you do that! Instantly!

 

Hoff, I found a copy of the song! I am a happy prep.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I hate this thread and all the ideas and projects born of it. Burn it now I say, before it gets worse!

[Zack Malibu 0]

 

There. That makes me feel better.

 

Sooooooooooo hot.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

Did she get a nosejob? It doesn't look like somebody smushed her face with a brick now.

[Zack Malibu 0]

She hasn't had any surgeries. And she's always been hot.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I don't think so, but you know who's always been hot? CanadianChick...no surgeries need there I tell ya. Completely perfect.

 

 

*scores cheap brownie points*

[Lightning Flik 0]

Yes, you do that!  Instantly!

Well, Choko, Slacker, Flik, and Kawaii will probably return/debut around the tag team battlebowl.

 

I hate this thread and all the ideas and projects born of it. Burn it now I say, before it gets worse!

Aw... You know you love the idea of what's going on.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I don't think so, but you know who's always been hot? CanadianChick...no surgeries need there I tell ya. Completely perfect.

 

 

*scores cheap brownie points*

Heh, I'm still ahead of you in the brownie points department, chief.

 

That wasn't meant to be mean. It was because you insulted Kelly earlier.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Right off the bat, she opened with Since U Been Gone and got the crowd rocking.

 

*larfs to death*

 

I could have gone to a u2 concert on friday

[Hoff 0]

d00d Bono iz teh great3st ROCK singer EVA4~! I luv his cool voculs and his stylie is amazingOMG!!!

 

I...don't like U2.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I don't think so, but you know who's always been hot? CanadianChick...no surgeries need there I tell ya. Completely perfect.

 

 

*scores cheap brownie points*

Heh, I'm still ahead of you in the brownie points department, chief.

 

That wasn't meant to be mean. It was because you insulted Kelly earlier.

....

 

*nails you in the face with the X-Title and smushes your nose like Kelly Clarkson's*

 

Only way I'd go to a U2 concert is if I had a time machine and could go back in time to hear them on the Joshua Tree tour.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I have never, ever, thought U2 was any good. True story. One of the few bands (U2, REM and The Cure coming immediately to mind) that I absolutely despise.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

REM's Orange Crush album is good.

[Guest cosbywasmurdered]

Yeah, u2 sucks ass. that's why I didn't go.

[Guest Failed Mascot]

I still think U2 should apologise for that "Pop" album.