ChrisMWaters Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 All right, it's party time with Velocity! VELOCITY PREVIEW APRIL 30 , 2005 United States Champion Orlando Jordan will be in action against Charlie Haas this week on Velocity. Also, a tag team match featuring cruiserweights Nunzio & Funaki against Billy Kidman & Akio is on tap. In other action, the Basham Brothers will take on Scotty 2 Hotty & Shannon Moore. Also, don't miss a full recap of the latest SmackDown! news, including the unsettling match Eddie Guerrero & Rey Mysterio had with MNM Thursday. Don't miss Velocity this Saturday at 11/10 p.m. CT on Spike TV. Party time!
ChrisMWaters Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Posted May 1, 2005 See...JBL WAS mad at Bashams. They don't have their ring jackets.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Posted May 1, 2005 Thrown together cruiser tag teams! It's like the WCW Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship Tournament all over again!
Guest Fook_Theta Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Holy shit the titantron setup is fucking awesome looking. Damnit, if WCW hadn't gone out of business or if there was some competition we could have newer and better ring atmosphere by now. Fuckity fuck. edit: Beaten to WCW comment.
Guest Fook_Theta Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 What the.. Why didn't they just do the kick spot? Weird bump on the flip. Haha, I've been watching too much lucha lately. I was expecting Moore to go for a plancha or tope instead he just slide out to get LARIATO'd.
tekcop Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Is it wrong to really like that leg-holding spot? It looked like something you'd see in a tag match with Eddie.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Posted May 1, 2005 I mark for the guy near the front row with the giant 2 ...did Scotty and Shannon just do Poetry in Motion?
Guest LooneyTune Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Shannon probably did it out of protest (or in honour) of Matt Hardy.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Posted May 1, 2005 I mark for the Double Decker Bus near the entryway. Just surprised they didn't do anything with it besides decoration.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Posted May 1, 2005 I find it funny that Chavo apparently forgot the rules that he couldn't win the title on a count-out.
CanadianChick Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 I find it funny that Chavo apparently forgot the rules that he couldn't win the title on a count-out. I find it funnier that the ring announcer had to be told of the rules and looked surprised when saying who was still the champ.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Posted May 1, 2005 I find it funny that Chavo apparently forgot the rules that he couldn't win the title on a count-out. I find it funnier that the ring announcer had to be told of the rules and looked surprised when saying who was still the champ. Well, look who the ring announcer was. To quote Lawler at Mania X about Rhonda Sheer... You blow in her ear, she says "Thanks for the refill"
The Niggardly King Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 I find it funny that Chavo apparently forgot the rules that he couldn't win the title on a count-out. I find it funnier that the ring announcer had to be told of the rules and looked surprised when saying who was still the champ. Well you are forgetting that it was Torrie Wilson who was the ring announcer at the time.
Guest Fook_Theta Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Hahaha at the asshats chanting "Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!" There's a time for smarky comments, and a time to go with the flow.
tekcop Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Thrown together cruiser tag teams! Part Deux! And Kidman finally got his jacket back.
fazzle Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Wow, this is my first time in MONTHS that I've seen Kidman. Why does he look like the love child of X-Pac and Justin Credible?
ChrisMWaters Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Posted May 1, 2005 Wow, this is my first time in MONTHS that I've seen Kidman. Why does he look like the love child of X-Pac and Justin Credible? Maybe THAT'S why he has no personality!
Guest LooneyTune Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 I find it funny that Chavo apparently forgot the rules that he couldn't win the title on a count-out. I find it funnier that the ring announcer had to be told of the rules and looked surprised when saying who was still the champ. Well you are forgetting that it was Torrie Wilson who was the ring announcer at the time. Can someone explain why WWE even keeps Torrie Wilson around? Just fire her and her uncharismatic husband/boyfriend.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Posted May 1, 2005 I find it funny that Chavo apparently forgot the rules that he couldn't win the title on a count-out. I find it funnier that the ring announcer had to be told of the rules and looked surprised when saying who was still the champ. Well you are forgetting that it was Torrie Wilson who was the ring announcer at the time. Can someone explain why WWE even keeps Torrie Wilson around? Vince likes the boobies.
Guest Fook_Theta Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 I got a horrible idea of putting him and heel + non-hyper Scotty 2 Hotty together as a tag team. I'm not sure what this gimmick he's been doing the last six+ months, Gangsta Ric Flair for the 90's? The music and jacket have finally grown on me since he started growing out the beard. Oh hey there you go, Scotty, Kidman and Spike as LOS GRINGOS TRIOS.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Posted May 1, 2005 Kidman is Gangsta Rick Rude...minus the gyrations.
Guest LooneyTune Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Kidman is Gangsta Rick Rude...minus the gyrations. And charisma... and overness.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Posted May 1, 2005 Kidman is Gangsta Rick Rude...minus the gyrations. And charisma... and overness. I was trying to be nice.
Guest LooneyTune Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Oh, in that case... if you squint really hard, and poke yourself in the eyes, you MIGHT confuse him for Rick Rude. Speaking of squinting, who the hell thought a sequel to the Sandlot was a good idea?
Guest Fook_Theta Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 "Jordan is an old school southpaw boxer -- He's a striker. Charlie Haas has an amateur wrestling background -- He's a grappler." - Paraphrasing Josh Matthews on attempting to get over the wrestlers through commentary Still the best announcer on WWE tv.
razazteca Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 Scotty 2 Hotty & Shannon Moore Ok which one of you fuckers is stealing my ideas
CanadianChick Posted May 1, 2005 Report Posted May 1, 2005 I was scared when Orlando came out, because the title was covering his tights and it looked like he was naked. Not cool.
ChrisMWaters Posted May 1, 2005 Author Report Posted May 1, 2005 I was scared when Orlando came out, because the title was covering his tights and it looked like he was naked. Not cool. Carlito looked almost like that before too. Except you could see some leg covers for him.
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