Interesting Newsbits Angle/Lita/Kane/Trish

[nl5xsk1 0]

I have a feeling they will do the exact same thing that happened in real life here just subbing kane for Matt Hardy.

 

I mean they should make it identical. Have Kane call lita's phone and get no answer, then 2 minutes later Kane walks into the dressing room and sees Edge on a cell phone as well as Edge quiets down a little. Kane shrugs it off. and walks out to the back where he sees Lita in the hallway sitting on stairway on a phone and sees kane and quickly puts the phone away.

 

and then obviously we know where it all ends up.

A bit too soap opera for my liking ... plus, I don't see Kane as being a big cell phone kind of guy. I'd prefer a scenario where Edge has Lita in the ring, holding her against her will, threatening Kane. "Come out here or the bitch gets it!", and whatnot. Kane comes out. Edge pushes Lita to the side to confront Kane, and while she's kind of out of view, Lita lights up a fireball and throws it at Kane, signifying the heel turn. Predicatable but it'd work.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

I wouldn't trust Lita to throw a baseball, let alone a fireball.

 

It'd be like Hogan at Halloween Havoc in '98.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Hogan not only took a good 90 seconds to light it, but botched it too.

[Promoter 0]

I also feel something might be up with Edge in tournament. Even he doesn't win the title they have brought up the idea that Edge could lose the MIB shot because of the draft. I think Edge's heat at the moment along with the stip he has makes it the best time to pull the trigger on Edge. After this month the whole MIB and tournament thing may not be a big deal to fans. However, the rumoured Batista/HHH 3 match has me wondering if it's a title match or not. If Christian wasn't jobbing and rumoured for smackdown I would think Edge/Christian might have been the title match for the ppv. HHH would win the HIAC, but both him and Batista would still have steam for another championship match down the line. The angle would just be Batista having HHH's number in title matches. For once the booking can go many ways, but I also thought that in January when HHH got the belt back immediately.

[nl5xsk1 0]

Truthfully, I doubt Lita could finage the fireball either ... I'm just a big mark of the fireball, and have been since the days of Gilbert & Lawler throwing them at each other all the time, so wanted to bring it back.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Truthfully, I doubt Lita could finage the fireball either ... I'm just a big mark of the fireball, and have been since the days of Gilbert & Lawler throwing them at each other all the time, so wanted to bring it back.

She could burn his face so he wears the mask again! Or he's psychologically scarred, so he wears the mask again. Either way, mask again.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

Maybe they'll have Lita screw it up on purpose, hit herself with the fireball, so she'll be the one who has to wear the mask.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Maybe they'll have Lita screw it up on purpose, hit herself with the fireball, so she'll be the one who has to wear the mask.

WWE can then milk the popularity of Star Wars by buying one of those Darth Vader voice distortion things and have Lita wear it.

 

Imagine Darth Vader lisping and talking like a hick chick.

[Hunter's Torn Quad 0]

Maybe they'll have Lita screw it up on purpose, hit herself with the fireball, so she'll be the one who has to wear the mask.

WWE can then milk the popularity of Star Wars by buying one of those Darth Vader voice distortion things and have Lita wear it.

 

Imagine Darth Vader lisping and talking like a hick chick.

"Matt, you were the father."