Heidenreich Dance Party on WWE.com

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Obviously cut from Smackdown! for being one of the worst segments ever in the history of WWE.

 

Go check it out, though. It's on the main page as a "clip of the day" or whatever.

 

"Yeah John, we'll be your friend...on one condition...you have to DANCE with us!"

 

:::Cena CD plays, silicone wiggles:::

[Team Angle Pusher 0]

I hated the divas. I also find it weird then Dawn Marie actually wanted to dance with them in the beginning because she is a Heel but luckily she went into Heel mode when Heidenreich asked them if they were his friends. Bit stupid segment but this makes Heidenreich a Face

[Guest news_gimmick]

Good god, that clip defines the part of WWE I hate the most.

[Art Sandusky 0]

These are the same kind of girls who actually call into radio stations and request "Holla Back Gurl."

[Black Lushus 0]

yeah but Gwen sure does look good in that video...

[Art Sandusky 0]

Watching the video would involve hearing the song.

[Art Sandusky 0]

By the way, that John Cena video is seriously awesome.

[Black Lushus 0]

Watching the video would involve hearing the song.

mute

[spman 0]

Well, on the one hand I do find Heidenreich entertaining, on the other hand I'll be damned if I could name a single one of those women. That poor dog....

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Torrie: "That Dawn Marie! She seduced my father and then literally put him in his deathbed when she fucked him too many times! Then she broke a lamp over my head at his funeral!"

 

Jackie Gayda: "I know! She totally started fucking my Charlie Haas after we were engaged. Eventually, he wound up dumping us both!"

 

Dawn Marie: "Hi, I heard you."

 

All three, plus nameless Divas: "DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!! John Cena's new CD! Look at the dog, awwwww!"

 

Excellent WWE writing staff at it again.

[AndrewTS 0]

Well, on the one hand I do find Heidenreich entertaining, on the other hand I'll be damned if I could name a single one of those women. That poor dog....

Michelle was in the green top.

 

And that ain't no dog...overgrown rat maybe.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

I made it into about 4 seconds of that clip before I turned it off.

 

Anyone who made it through the whole one is either desperate to see some Diva's or a really big Heidenreich fan.

 

By the way, when is John gonna get his own stable called The Third Reich?

[Sideburnious 0]

Wow, that dog has more moves than I do.

 

 

Oh and that vignette was great.

[gWIL 0]

Heidenreich is soooo good as a face, get this man a fued, he's a great comedy character.

 

Edit: His fued can be against Dawn Marie

[AndrewTS 0]

Heidenreich is soooo good as a face, get this man a fued, he's a great comedy character.

 

Edit: His fued can be against Dawn Marie

H's looks and mannerisms never changed. He just sucked really hard as a heel. He sucks hard as a face too, but it's easier to love him because he's a dumb lummox trying to do good, instead of a dumb lummox hurting faces.

 

H-Reich was never going to be a star and it's good WWE apparently realized it. It's hard to make a legit main eventer out of a guy who seems to have gone to the Sid School of Being A Badass by Looking and Acting Constipated.

 

Both looked like tools, but at least Sid at least looked like a scary, unpredictable tool.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Send Heidenreich to RAW, turn him into a superhero and make him a part of The Justice League.

[Guest news_gimmick]

Send Heidenreich to RAW, turn him into a superhero and make him a part of The Justice League.

Make this happen. Seriously.

[Sideburnious 0]

They should start an angle from this where H feels bad for upsetting Dawn Marie and he wants to win her over. Leading to him dressing up as robin hood while singing her love ballads and playing a lute. H in green tights would be worth the angle alone.