UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Obviously cut from Smackdown! for being one of the worst segments ever in the history of WWE. Go check it out, though. It's on the main page as a "clip of the day" or whatever. "Yeah John, we'll be your friend...on one condition...you have to DANCE with us!" :::Cena CD plays, silicone wiggles:::
Team Angle Pusher Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 I hated the divas. I also find it weird then Dawn Marie actually wanted to dance with them in the beginning because she is a Heel but luckily she went into Heel mode when Heidenreich asked them if they were his friends. Bit stupid segment but this makes Heidenreich a Face
Guest news_gimmick Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Good god, that clip defines the part of WWE I hate the most.
Art Sandusky Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 These are the same kind of girls who actually call into radio stations and request "Holla Back Gurl."
Black Lushus Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 yeah but Gwen sure does look good in that video...
Art Sandusky Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Watching the video would involve hearing the song.
Art Sandusky Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 By the way, that John Cena video is seriously awesome.
Black Lushus Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Watching the video would involve hearing the song. mute
spman Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Well, on the one hand I do find Heidenreich entertaining, on the other hand I'll be damned if I could name a single one of those women. That poor dog....
UseTheSledgehammerUh Posted May 6, 2005 Author Report Posted May 6, 2005 Torrie: "That Dawn Marie! She seduced my father and then literally put him in his deathbed when she fucked him too many times! Then she broke a lamp over my head at his funeral!" Jackie Gayda: "I know! She totally started fucking my Charlie Haas after we were engaged. Eventually, he wound up dumping us both!" Dawn Marie: "Hi, I heard you." All three, plus nameless Divas: "DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!! John Cena's new CD! Look at the dog, awwwww!" Excellent WWE writing staff at it again.
AndrewTS Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Well, on the one hand I do find Heidenreich entertaining, on the other hand I'll be damned if I could name a single one of those women. That poor dog.... Michelle was in the green top. And that ain't no dog...overgrown rat maybe.
Lord of The Curry Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 I made it into about 4 seconds of that clip before I turned it off. Anyone who made it through the whole one is either desperate to see some Diva's or a really big Heidenreich fan. By the way, when is John gonna get his own stable called The Third Reich?
Sideburnious Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Wow, that dog has more moves than I do. Oh and that vignette was great.
gWIL Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Heidenreich is soooo good as a face, get this man a fued, he's a great comedy character. Edit: His fued can be against Dawn Marie
AndrewTS Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Heidenreich is soooo good as a face, get this man a fued, he's a great comedy character. Edit: His fued can be against Dawn Marie H's looks and mannerisms never changed. He just sucked really hard as a heel. He sucks hard as a face too, but it's easier to love him because he's a dumb lummox trying to do good, instead of a dumb lummox hurting faces. H-Reich was never going to be a star and it's good WWE apparently realized it. It's hard to make a legit main eventer out of a guy who seems to have gone to the Sid School of Being A Badass by Looking and Acting Constipated. Both looked like tools, but at least Sid at least looked like a scary, unpredictable tool.
Lord of The Curry Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Send Heidenreich to RAW, turn him into a superhero and make him a part of The Justice League.
Guest news_gimmick Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 Send Heidenreich to RAW, turn him into a superhero and make him a part of The Justice League. Make this happen. Seriously.
Sideburnious Posted May 6, 2005 Report Posted May 6, 2005 They should start an angle from this where H feels bad for upsetting Dawn Marie and he wants to win her over. Leading to him dressing up as robin hood while singing her love ballads and playing a lute. H in green tights would be worth the angle alone.
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