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If I hit it, could I rename it "The Masturbator"?

Major League 2 was among history's worst sports movies.

Blasphemy. Roger Dorn's reaction to getting hit in the back by the fastball alone is worth watching it.

Plus, Bob Eucker getting smashed was gold.

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'Soccer' (that's such a lame name, btw) before I a) got injured and b) got PVFS. Then again, pretty much everyone over here plays it, seeing as we only have one national sport. Or two, since everyone jumped on the rugby bandwagon.

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'Soccer' (that's such a lame name, btw) before I a) got injured and b) got PVFS. Then again, pretty much everyone over here plays it, seeing as we only have one national sport. Or two, since everyone jumped on the rugby bandwagon.

Rugby is like one of the easiest sports to play with friends aside from basketball. As long as you don't do line-outs though.......and if they don't know how to do a proper scrum......

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If I hit it, could I rename it "The Masturbator"?

Major League 2 was among history's worst sports movies.

Blasphemy. Roger Dorn's reaction to getting hit in the back by the fastball alone is worth watching it.

Plus, Bob Eucker getting smashed was gold.

"Hey, how bout taking your foot of my shoulder" is my favourite non wrestling Wrestlemania moment of all time.

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Ok I've been doing leg exercises. Patience......soon I will be able to slam it down.

Who here can slam anyways?

I can, actually. And I'm quite a bit shorter than you, about 7-8 inches, I think.

 

What's also strange is that I wear glasses, but I'm an excellent 3-point shooter as well. "White Spud Webb" indeed.

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Ok I've been doing leg exercises. Patience......soon I will be able to slam it down.

Who here can slam anyways?

I can, actually. And I'm quite a bit shorter than you, about 7-8 inches, I think.

 

What's also strange is that I wear glasses, but I'm an excellent 3-point shooter as well. "White Spud Webb" indeed.

And you're probably in quite a bit better shape than me too.

I dunno I can go for a while for a fat guy though. I can run the floor and wear out my skinnier friends. I think it's because I'm more active. I walk everywhere, I used to play Rugby, I try to remain active, and I play basketball now like everyday. I just have a gut b/c I eat crap.

Meanwhile all they do is play video games and eat crap. I can also run faster than all of them which is funny to see a large man with a beer gut chasing down a little skinny guy.

 

Anyways I need to work on that damn dunk. I'm so fucking close!

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