Jump to content
TSM Forums
Sign in to follow this  
Sandman9000

WHAT'S UP MOTHERFUCKERS

Recommended Posts

Guest cosbywasmurdered
Your only Michaels in OAOAST. In real life everybody knows that you are my Jannety.

Actually if you knew Zack as well as I do, you'd know he's more of a Bastion Booger.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Your only Michaels in OAOAST.  In real life everybody knows that you are my Jannety.

Actually if you knew Zack as well as I do, you'd know he's more of a Bastion Booger.

He's the Neidhart to my Bret.

 

The Bulldog to my Owen.

 

The Ax to my Smash.

 

The Hawk to my Animal.

 

The Mo to my Mabel.

 

The Luke to my Butch.

 

Oh, who am I kidding? He's the Yoko to my Zuna. We need each other. :wub:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

In that case, good thing you aren't Frigidsoul like Sensei John Kreese thought. We would have hit the weight limit on the first post.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
In that case, good thing you aren't Frigidsoul like Sensei John Kreese thought. We would have hit the weight limit on the first post.

Oh man, taking advantage of a person who can't post here.

 

I'd expect more out of a "Doctor."

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood
Jay Z Hollywood is reading this thread

 

Where the fuck did he run off to?

 

Hi.

 

Went away to England, Belgium, Scotland and Amsterdam, snorted a FUCKLOAD of coke, and somehow even though I started an initally successful but now rarely updated indy reviewing-and-general-fucking-around website, completely forgot this place existed!

 

Cocaine>TSM

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood

Edited for everybody's pleasure!

 

And btw, getting molested by a female Belgian police officer for jaywalking (HA! MY NAME'S JAY!) also>TSM.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood
Hey, Jay Z. Hollywood is an awesome name. Didn't I come up with that? If I did, it's only fitting that you became a cokehead.

Yeah you did maann. I give you credit for that shit.

 

Also, getting to pop the cherry of a Catholic chick and nailing a hot Asian girl the next day, then describing it to your Jewish girlfriend the day after, and she gets TURNED ON,is ALSO>TSM

 

 

Man England was fun....and not only because I got to see Misawa (YEAH I SAW MISAWA, CHOKE ON THAT PROWRES LOVIN' FUCKERS)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
What kind of Douchebag is this guy? He reminds me of Bob Fucking Barron, except replace the tampon in his mouth with , oh, I don't know...a herpes-infected pair of testicles. You come in here acting like we should drop everything and pay attention to you. You make me sick, I'm pretty sure I know your type too, much like Barron you leech on to people who are a little bit more important than you, and you try to pretend you are all the cooler for having that small, insignificant connection with someone you don't know. Do us all a favor, reach into the medicine cabinet, mix your Dad's alka-seltzer, your mother's Nair, and a bottle of peroxide, drink it down, and if that doesnt do the trick, just borrow a gun and 3 bullets.

 

I hate people like this guy, attention whore.

Nah.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
What kind of Douchebag is this guy? He reminds me of Bob Fucking Barron, except replace the tampon in his mouth with , oh, I don't know...a herpes-infected pair of testicles.  You come in here acting like we should drop everything and pay attention to you.  You make me sick, I'm pretty sure I know your type too, much like Barron you leech on to people who are a little bit more important than you, and you try to pretend you are all the cooler for having that small, insignificant connection with someone you don't know.  Do us all a favor, reach into the medicine cabinet, mix your Dad's alka-seltzer, your mother's Nair, and a bottle of peroxide, drink it down, and if that doesnt do the trick, just borrow a gun and 3 bullets.

 

I hate people like this guy, attention whore.

Nah.

even more intelligent a response than I would have expected, fucktard. Mom was out of Nair, was she?

You're rather hostile for someone I don't know.

 

Are you another person who somehow became important on this board since I left?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
What kind of Douchebag is this guy? He reminds me of Bob Fucking Barron, except replace the tampon in his mouth with , oh, I don't know...a herpes-infected pair of testicles.  You come in here acting like we should drop everything and pay attention to you.  You make me sick, I'm pretty sure I know your type too, much like Barron you leech on to people who are a little bit more important than you, and you try to pretend you are all the cooler for having that small, insignificant connection with someone you don't know.  Do us all a favor, reach into the medicine cabinet, mix your Dad's alka-seltzer, your mother's Nair, and a bottle of peroxide, drink it down, and if that doesnt do the trick, just borrow a gun and 3 bullets.

 

I hate people like this guy, attention whore.

Nah.

even more intelligent a response than I would have expected, fucktard. Mom was out of Nair, was she?

You're rather hostile for someone I don't know.

 

Are you another person who somehow became important on this board since I left?

He's the necessary idiot.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I asked first.

I wouldn't call myself important, just fodder really, until someone like you comes along and gets me all fired up with your unbridled passion for being an idiot asshole.

So you don't matter.

 

That's all I needed to hear.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×