Some Guy Posted May 20, 2005 Report Posted May 20, 2005 Your only Michaels in OAOAST. In real life everybody knows that you are my Jannety.
Guest cosbywasmurdered Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 Your only Michaels in OAOAST. In real life everybody knows that you are my Jannety. Actually if you knew Zack as well as I do, you'd know he's more of a Bastion Booger.
Some Guy Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 Your only Michaels in OAOAST. In real life everybody knows that you are my Jannety. Actually if you knew Zack as well as I do, you'd know he's more of a Bastion Booger. He's the Neidhart to my Bret. The Bulldog to my Owen. The Ax to my Smash. The Hawk to my Animal. The Mo to my Mabel. The Luke to my Butch. Oh, who am I kidding? He's the Yoko to my Zuna. We need each other.
Slayer Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 He said stop gaying his thread, not fattening it
Sandman9000 Posted May 21, 2005 Author Report Posted May 21, 2005 hi Sorry, we've already hit the weight limit for this thread. You're gonna have to leave.
Mik Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 In that case, good thing you aren't Frigidsoul like Sensei John Kreese thought. We would have hit the weight limit on the first post.
Sandman9000 Posted May 21, 2005 Author Report Posted May 21, 2005 In that case, good thing you aren't Frigidsoul like Sensei John Kreese thought. We would have hit the weight limit on the first post. Oh man, taking advantage of a person who can't post here. I'd expect more out of a "Doctor."
Slayer Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 Jay Z Hollywood is reading this thread Where the fuck did he run off to?
Mik Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 Yeah, but I won't officially be one for 4 years. I can still get away with being a dick.
Sandman9000 Posted May 21, 2005 Author Report Posted May 21, 2005 It wasn't a bad insult, playing off of what had been said. Could have used more creativity, and a better target. I still expect more out of someone who's in college.
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 Jay Z Hollywood is reading this thread Where the fuck did he run off to? Hi. Went away to England, Belgium, Scotland and Amsterdam, snorted a FUCKLOAD of coke, and somehow even though I started an initally successful but now rarely updated indy reviewing-and-general-fucking-around website, completely forgot this place existed! Cocaine>TSM
Sandman9000 Posted May 21, 2005 Author Report Posted May 21, 2005 Jay Z Hollywood is reading this thread Where the fuck did he run off to? Hi. OH NO HERE'S JAY I BETTER GO KILL MYSELF AGAIN
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 Edited for everybody's pleasure! And btw, getting molested by a female Belgian police officer for jaywalking (HA! MY NAME'S JAY!) also>TSM.
Nighthawk Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 Hey, Jay Z. Hollywood is an awesome name. Didn't I come up with that? If I did, it's only fitting that you became a cokehead.
Guest Jay Z. Hollywood Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 Hey, Jay Z. Hollywood is an awesome name. Didn't I come up with that? If I did, it's only fitting that you became a cokehead. Yeah you did maann. I give you credit for that shit. Also, getting to pop the cherry of a Catholic chick and nailing a hot Asian girl the next day, then describing it to your Jewish girlfriend the day after, and she gets TURNED ON,is ALSO>TSM Man England was fun....and not only because I got to see Misawa (YEAH I SAW MISAWA, CHOKE ON THAT PROWRES LOVIN' FUCKERS)
Sandman9000 Posted May 21, 2005 Author Report Posted May 21, 2005 What kind of Douchebag is this guy? He reminds me of Bob Fucking Barron, except replace the tampon in his mouth with , oh, I don't know...a herpes-infected pair of testicles. You come in here acting like we should drop everything and pay attention to you. You make me sick, I'm pretty sure I know your type too, much like Barron you leech on to people who are a little bit more important than you, and you try to pretend you are all the cooler for having that small, insignificant connection with someone you don't know. Do us all a favor, reach into the medicine cabinet, mix your Dad's alka-seltzer, your mother's Nair, and a bottle of peroxide, drink it down, and if that doesnt do the trick, just borrow a gun and 3 bullets. I hate people like this guy, attention whore. Nah.
Sandman9000 Posted May 21, 2005 Author Report Posted May 21, 2005 What kind of Douchebag is this guy? He reminds me of Bob Fucking Barron, except replace the tampon in his mouth with , oh, I don't know...a herpes-infected pair of testicles. You come in here acting like we should drop everything and pay attention to you. You make me sick, I'm pretty sure I know your type too, much like Barron you leech on to people who are a little bit more important than you, and you try to pretend you are all the cooler for having that small, insignificant connection with someone you don't know. Do us all a favor, reach into the medicine cabinet, mix your Dad's alka-seltzer, your mother's Nair, and a bottle of peroxide, drink it down, and if that doesnt do the trick, just borrow a gun and 3 bullets. I hate people like this guy, attention whore. Nah. even more intelligent a response than I would have expected, fucktard. Mom was out of Nair, was she? You're rather hostile for someone I don't know. Are you another person who somehow became important on this board since I left?
spiny norman Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 What kind of Douchebag is this guy? He reminds me of Bob Fucking Barron, except replace the tampon in his mouth with , oh, I don't know...a herpes-infected pair of testicles. You come in here acting like we should drop everything and pay attention to you. You make me sick, I'm pretty sure I know your type too, much like Barron you leech on to people who are a little bit more important than you, and you try to pretend you are all the cooler for having that small, insignificant connection with someone you don't know. Do us all a favor, reach into the medicine cabinet, mix your Dad's alka-seltzer, your mother's Nair, and a bottle of peroxide, drink it down, and if that doesnt do the trick, just borrow a gun and 3 bullets. I hate people like this guy, attention whore. Nah. even more intelligent a response than I would have expected, fucktard. Mom was out of Nair, was she? You're rather hostile for someone I don't know. Are you another person who somehow became important on this board since I left? He's the necessary idiot.
Sandman9000 Posted May 21, 2005 Author Report Posted May 21, 2005 I asked first. I wouldn't call myself important, just fodder really, until someone like you comes along and gets me all fired up with your unbridled passion for being an idiot asshole. So you don't matter. That's all I needed to hear.
Slayer Posted May 21, 2005 Report Posted May 21, 2005 I wouldn't call myself important, just fodder really Stick with what works
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