Only The Strong Survive Posted May 28, 2005 Report Posted May 28, 2005 I was driving home around 2:30 this morning, and as I was pulling into the driveway, I hit my mom's car. I was driving my dad's car (2000 Grand Am). I scraped up the side of her car pretty good and chipped off a piece of the tail light. Black 2005 Sentra, too. It already had some marks on it from other jackasses until this jackass hit it. Discuss.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted May 28, 2005 Report Posted May 28, 2005 Claim the other car came out of nowhere...
Slayer Posted May 28, 2005 Report Posted May 28, 2005 And don't forget to blame nonexistant minorities
Ted the Poster Posted May 28, 2005 Report Posted May 28, 2005 because they came to the country illegally...
kkktookmybabyaway Posted May 28, 2005 Report Posted May 28, 2005 Well, I'm sure they could still get insurance -- they get everything else. They're just too lazy to spend 15 minutes calling Geico to save 15 percent...
Sideburnious Posted May 28, 2005 Report Posted May 28, 2005 Steal a car the exact same as the one damaged and just change the plates
MarvinisaLunatic Posted May 29, 2005 Report Posted May 29, 2005 This is why Wal Marts are open 24 hours. Drive to Wal Mart, get some paint match kits..go back home and fill in the scratches on both cars. As for the Tail Light..maybe she wont notice and then after she drives it once and brings it home you can say "MOM! Did you notice someone hit your car and broke your tail light!"
tekcop Posted May 29, 2005 Report Posted May 29, 2005 As for the Tail Light..maybe she wont notice and then after she drives it once and brings it home you can say "MOM! Did you notice someone hit your car and broke your tail light!" I've done this. It worked for me.
iggymcfly Posted May 29, 2005 Report Posted May 29, 2005 I was driving home around 2:30 this morning, and as I was pulling into the driveway, I hit my mom's car. I was driving my dad's car (2000 Grand Am). I scraped up the side of her car pretty good and chipped off a piece of the tail light. Black 2005 Sentra, too. It already had some marks on it from other jackasses until this jackass hit it. Discuss. I'd say your first step is to convince them that you weren't drunk. If you can get them to believe that, everything will work out OK in the long run. At 2:30 on a Friday night though.... let's just say it might be a tough sell.
Art Sandusky Posted May 29, 2005 Report Posted May 29, 2005 I hope this doesn't somehow go towards convincing you that you're strong.
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