The OAO RAW Thread - 5/30/05

[Ravenbomb 0]

Lawler's in the Raw Army

 

 

EDIT: Oh. Nevermind. Still, he should be. Like a retread of the WWF invasion with Lawler, Alphonso, RVD, and Sabu.

 

 

Bischoff = Alphonso

Lawler = Himself

Edge = RVD

??? = Sabu

Edited May 31, 2005 by Ravenbomb

[Slickster 0]

I think that Edge should have cut that promo the same way, only:

 

EDGE: Lita, could you come talk to Kane?

 

LITA: *gets off her knees and stands up into the shot* Hello, Kane.

 

Instant uber-heel.

[Guest Fook]

Edge is in the Raw army.

[Guest Dumb Monkey]

Boring... did Lita just finish drinking from the toilet?

[Slickster 0]

The RAW Army? Aren't they in the Team Challenge Series on ESPN?

[fazzle 0]

Edge dives right into Lita's tits as well. It's the night of tittybiting!

 

 

 

is Hassan gonna bite Batista's later tonight?

Edited May 31, 2005 by fazzle

[CanadianChris 0]

Turkey On A Pole Match!!!

[SuperJerk 0]

I guess we're supposed to forget Lita was in ECW.

[CanadianChris 0]

Did they announce Benoit as being from Atlanta? I thought they dropped that when they were in Canada.

[Exslade ZX 0]

I guess we're supposed to forget Lita was in ECW.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

The promo did put a big focus on her (by big, I mean they showed her for a few seconds..) So I guess not.

[CanadianChris 0]

The more Eric talks, the more I think they're going to try and run with ECW on a full-time basis.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Man...the Holy shit chants have been watered down like a mother.

[Gary Floyd 0]

I just saw a commercial for the film "High Tension" (aka "Haute Tension","Switchblade Romance")

 

I can't wait for this movie. This summer sure is going to be a good year for horror.

Edited May 31, 2005 by lovecraft231

[Downhome 0]

A digital beauty contest???

 

My God.

[BorneAgain 0]

Eric should bring up that WCW had Benoit back in 93 before ECW even had an interest in him.

[CanadianChris 0]

What are they chanting?

[Exslade ZX 0]

Lol, I love Kings 'hidden' promotion.

 

Man..I knew the table shot was stiff, but damn, just busted open his mouth/face like it was nothing.

Edited May 31, 2005 by Exslade ZX

[Guest Arnold_OldSchool]

These 2 must've fought as much as Gagne/Bockwinkel used to back in the day... Seriously is this like the 4th or 5th TV match in this fued?

[Gary Floyd 0]

Man, Bischoff should replace Lawler. He's a much better heel commentator.

 

Love the slut chants directed at Lita

Edited May 31, 2005 by lovecraft231

[Guest Dumb Monkey]

Put Lita through the table, since we all know you have to lose in your hometown or country if you're not an american.

[Exslade ZX 0]

Lol, that sounded real funny.

 

And if this isn't gonna be the crappiest' RAW superstars' team ever. And everyone was right about Maven being on it.

 

SNITSKY'S BACK!

[Downhome 0]

The Baby Killer is back~!!!!!!!!!!

[Gary Floyd 0]

SNITSKY!

[fazzle 0]

SNITSKY~!

[CanadianChris 0]

Well, this USED to be a good match.

[Guest Fook]

SNITSKY'S BACK~!

[Guest Dumb Monkey]

Come on... ECW Save... anyone?

 

Maven, Tomko, Snitsky, Edge...

 

Wow, this makes the Job Squad look awesome.

[Exslade ZX 0]

I believe Lita just muttered 'Dont kiss me'.

[CanadianChris 0]

I almost thought Lita was going to kiss Edge's bloody mouth. That would've been disgusting.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Man, there's going to be a huge gangbang on Lita tonight.