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Bret Shundler needs to fire his webmaster.

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Bret Shundler is one of the Republicans running for governor in New Jersey. Screencap taken from his website.....

 

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Take a look at the entusiastic crowd behind him and check it against this photo taken last summer of the supporters of Democrat Howard Dean......

 

 

 

 

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YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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I'm going to take a wild stab and say that in some regions in New Jersey, the Republicans there might have to be a little more liberal to compete with the Democrats.

 

Although this would seem to be more extreme than Cali Republicans. Of course, the big problem is that you'd swear he was the candidate of a basically dead 3rd party.

 

Hopefully somebody from NJ can comment.

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As far as I know, the area of NJ I live in (North Jersey) is DEMOCRATIC to the max. In the county I live in, A HUGE percentage voted for Kerry, and everytime the elections for ANYTHING around here goes on, they always pimp the Democratic ticket.

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As far as I know, the area of NJ I live in (North Jersey) is DEMOCRATIC to the max. In the county I live in, A HUGE percentage voted for Kerry, and everytime the elections for ANYTHING around here goes on, they always pimp the Democratic ticket.

 

Pimp the ticket?

 

*dream sequence*

 

YO WHAT UP DAWGS ITS TIME TA

 

PIMP MY TICKET

 

HEY SUP OUT THERE, TODAY WE GOTS US THE REAL DEAL OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, DOCTOR HOWARD CLEAN HIMSELF.

 

Dean: Actually, that's Dean.

 

RIGHT ON MAN TELL YOUR BROTHA MY MOMMA BEEN BUYIN HIS SHIT FOR THIRTY YEARS. KEEPS HER FLOOR PIMPED AND PRIMED, DAMN RIGHT IT DOES

 

Dean: ....

 

SO WHATZ WE GON' PIMP TODAY

 

Dean: Well, here I've got a woman with aspirations...

 

OH YAH, MAN, DAT FINE. WE LOVE THE LADIES

 

Dean: .... As I was saying, here we've got Senator Hillary Clinton.

 

AWRIGHT, REPREZENTIN NEW YORK THROW THAT BITCH UP ON THE BIG SCREEN.

 

Dean: What?

 

TAKE A LOOK AT DIS

 

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OKAY MAN DATS DE BITCHES RIGHT THERE

 

Dean: Uh, if you don't mind....

 

SO WHAT WE GONN DO HERE IS PIMP THIS TICKET AND THE RIGHT THING I THINK IT'S TO DO IS GIVE HER THE GOLD CHAINZ YO

 

Dean: Gold chains?

 

AND SINCE SHE GOT ALL DA MONEY BACKIN SHE NEEDZ WE REALLY GONNA PUT THE BLING BLING ON, CUZ WE GOT ROOM FOR IT

 

Dean: "Bling Bling?" I think I heard that in a song once...

 

AND NOW WE ADD DA SECRET ELEMENT AND OBSERV IT YALL

 

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Dean: Wait a minute, what did you do?

 

GAVE HER DA BOOTY SO SHE CAN SHAKE THAT THANG AWWW YEAH MAN

 

Dean: But she's over 50, she can't...

 

IT NEVER TOO OLD TO START BRO. DAMN, YOU COULD FIT THREE TV'Z IN THE BACK OF THAT THANG

 

Dean: Oh forget it. I'll go get another opinion.

 

YOU DON'T LIKE IT? LETZ GO ASK THE KING PIMP DADDY RIGHT NOW! DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE MY NIGGA?

 

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Bill: I think the booty is a great idea.

 

WELL NOW U KNOW! UH-HUH!

 

Dean: Oh forget it...

 

JOIN US AGAIN NEXT TIME FOR

 

 

PIMP MY TICKET

 

 

(PS: This post brought to you by alcohol, because sober posting sucks.)

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