Quit Calling My Mama Posted June 4, 2005 Report Posted June 4, 2005 Bret Shundler is one of the Republicans running for governor in New Jersey. Screencap taken from his website..... Take a look at the entusiastic crowd behind him and check it against this photo taken last summer of the supporters of Democrat Howard Dean...... YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Rob E Dangerously Posted June 4, 2005 Report Posted June 4, 2005 Those people sure do love it when Bret Schlunder folds his arms!
AndrewTS Posted June 4, 2005 Report Posted June 4, 2005 I'm going to take a wild stab and say that in some regions in New Jersey, the Republicans there might have to be a little more liberal to compete with the Democrats. Although this would seem to be more extreme than Cali Republicans. Of course, the big problem is that you'd swear he was the candidate of a basically dead 3rd party. Hopefully somebody from NJ can comment.
Special K Posted June 4, 2005 Report Posted June 4, 2005 That's hilarious. That Dean picture is terrific. He looks like he's going to eat something alive.
Eclipse Posted June 4, 2005 Report Posted June 4, 2005 You can SO TOTALLY tell that pic was edited...LOL
Rob E Dangerously Posted June 4, 2005 Report Posted June 4, 2005 Although most people would think that the background was real and the candidate (Schundler) was cardboard
Eclipse Posted June 6, 2005 Report Posted June 6, 2005 As far as I know, the area of NJ I live in (North Jersey) is DEMOCRATIC to the max. In the county I live in, A HUGE percentage voted for Kerry, and everytime the elections for ANYTHING around here goes on, they always pimp the Democratic ticket.
Jobber of the Week Posted June 6, 2005 Report Posted June 6, 2005 As far as I know, the area of NJ I live in (North Jersey) is DEMOCRATIC to the max. In the county I live in, A HUGE percentage voted for Kerry, and everytime the elections for ANYTHING around here goes on, they always pimp the Democratic ticket. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Pimp the ticket? *dream sequence* YO WHAT UP DAWGS ITS TIME TA PIMP MY TICKET HEY SUP OUT THERE, TODAY WE GOTS US THE REAL DEAL OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, DOCTOR HOWARD CLEAN HIMSELF. Dean: Actually, that's Dean. RIGHT ON MAN TELL YOUR BROTHA MY MOMMA BEEN BUYIN HIS SHIT FOR THIRTY YEARS. KEEPS HER FLOOR PIMPED AND PRIMED, DAMN RIGHT IT DOES Dean: .... SO WHATZ WE GON' PIMP TODAY Dean: Well, here I've got a woman with aspirations... OH YAH, MAN, DAT FINE. WE LOVE THE LADIES Dean: .... As I was saying, here we've got Senator Hillary Clinton. AWRIGHT, REPREZENTIN NEW YORK THROW THAT BITCH UP ON THE BIG SCREEN. Dean: What? TAKE A LOOK AT DIS OKAY MAN DATS DE BITCHES RIGHT THERE Dean: Uh, if you don't mind.... SO WHAT WE GONN DO HERE IS PIMP THIS TICKET AND THE RIGHT THING I THINK IT'S TO DO IS GIVE HER THE GOLD CHAINZ YO Dean: Gold chains? AND SINCE SHE GOT ALL DA MONEY BACKIN SHE NEEDZ WE REALLY GONNA PUT THE BLING BLING ON, CUZ WE GOT ROOM FOR IT Dean: "Bling Bling?" I think I heard that in a song once... AND NOW WE ADD DA SECRET ELEMENT AND OBSERV IT YALL Dean: Wait a minute, what did you do? GAVE HER DA BOOTY SO SHE CAN SHAKE THAT THANG AWWW YEAH MAN Dean: But she's over 50, she can't... IT NEVER TOO OLD TO START BRO. DAMN, YOU COULD FIT THREE TV'Z IN THE BACK OF THAT THANG Dean: Oh forget it. I'll go get another opinion. YOU DON'T LIKE IT? LETZ GO ASK THE KING PIMP DADDY RIGHT NOW! DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE MY NIGGA? Bill: I think the booty is a great idea. WELL NOW U KNOW! UH-HUH! Dean: Oh forget it... JOIN US AGAIN NEXT TIME FOR PIMP MY TICKET (PS: This post brought to you by alcohol, because sober posting sucks.)
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