PROMO: 'The Challenge'

[Toxxic 0]

AN SWF.COM EXCLUSIVE!

 

“Spike.”

 

The voice is clearly recognisable. It belongs to the Straight-Edge Sensation, and as the camera focuses in on Toxxic’s face it’s clear that the Brit is not in a good mood.

 

“A nice little trick,” Toxxic says, unblinking. “How best to piss off a straight-edger? Spike his drink, of course. You of all people should know exactly how mad that’s made me, Spike… which makes me wonder why you did it.”

 

A quick motion of the head, a snap from side-to-side that produces a vaguely audible clicking sound from Toxxic’s vertebrae.

 

“Dense as you can be, you’d know I’d be bloody furious after that,” Toxxic begins again. “I don’t think even you would be dumb enough to do that just as some stupid prank. So what’s it in aid of?” the Brit continues, one eyebrow raising slightly. “My guess; you’re after another match with me. You haven’t been able to get the job done so far, so you wind me up to the point where you know I won’t refuse. Well, time for a little reality check, sunshine - I’d never turn down a chance to get in the ring with you. All you’ve done is made it into a pleasure.”

 

Toxxic leans closer to the camera. All the traces of a more mellow, more relaxed and above all happier Toxxic have disappeared. For the moment at least, the only thing visible in the steel-grey eyes is bloodlust.

 

“Unfortunately for you Spike, I’ve made the first move,” Toxxic informs his absent enemy. “I haven’t waited for your challenge - I’ve gone ahead and put my request in for 13th Hour to the Booking Committee. Took a little while to talk Flesher around of course, but once he’d finished being difficult for the sake of it he agreed with the others. It’s on, sunshine… but just how it’s on is my little secret. You won’t find out until after our match in Egypt.”

 

A brief lopsided grin passes over Toxxic’s face, like a shark that has found something amusing.

 

“That’s assuming you’re still in any condition to wrestle after Monday. Sweet dreams.”

[Above Average 0]

A Toxxic promo getting no love... not bloody likely. It doesn't hold the charm of Spike's promo's that set it up, but its premise is simple. Don't skirt around the issue, be short and straight to the point. All of which it accomplishes. Solid.

[Secret Agent 0]

If only you knew how much I love this. Excellent promo, Toxxic!

[Toxxic 0]

It doesn't hold the charm of Spike's promo's that set it up

 

 

I'll let you in on a secret... I wrote those.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

It doesn't hold the charm of Spike's promo's that set it up

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I'll let you in on a secret... I wrote those.

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How'd I know you'd let that one out?

[Toxxic 0]

To show anyone who thinks that I write better promos than you that they can quite easily believe that two of mine - in fact, two of my best ones in my opinion - can easily be taken for yours with the addition of your name at the top.