I was told that I sound like Agent and IDRM

[Matt Young 0]

I called Kotz yesterday, and I was told that I sound like Agent of Oblivion and IDRM, without the southern drawl. I have also been told in the past that I look like Incandenza (although I don't see it). I am some sort of SmartMarks super hybrid poster.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Who has the drawl?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Haha.

[Matt Young 0]

I've got that deep, sexy voice that the ladies go ga-ga over.

 

Too bad I look like Bud Bundy.

 

But hey, Mexican girls and gay guys fuckin' love me.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Fascinating how we get the same people attracted to us.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

IDRM and Agent don't sound that much alike, though.

[Nighthawk 0]

People who aren't from the south think I have a drawl. Spoon is from the south, so he shouldn't think that I do.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

The one time I talked to you, you sounded stoned/drunk, but not particularly Southern. Both Agent and yourself have a deep voice, true, but his is far more gutteral.

[Guest Vitamin X]

People who aren't from the south think I have a drawl. Spoon is from the south, so he shouldn't think that I do.

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I'm not from the south, and I don't think you have a drawl at all.

[Matt Young 0]

You're about as far south as they come.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Yeah but I'm not FROM here. And I don't have any kind of a social life down here, so I wouldn't be able to gauge what a drawl is or isn't.

 

Although I can definitely distinguish now when someone sounds like they're from Florida and are white, as well as the distinct "Miami accent", which is sort of a hybrid hispanic/New Yorker accent. It's really irritating and very nasal in girls, and throaty in guys.

[AboveAverage484 0]

Miami or Texas doesn't count as the south. Technically, yes, but not really.

 

I have this weird, southern, Italian, surfer accent. Yes, that's very strange.

[Guest SP-1]

Spoon doesn't have much of an accent that I can remember. I have a slight twinge that randomly appears, but for the most part I try to avoid it.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

I suggest you make real friends and stop calling people from message boards.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I have those too, they just aren't awake at ungodly hours like me.

[Nighthawk 0]

Hey guys, watch me zing UseTheSledgeHammerUh.

 

I suggest you shut the hell up.

 

Count it.

[tekcop 0]

Is this the part where someone says "BURRRN!"

 

Oh, and I have a horrible, horrible redneck accent. It goes well with my stutter and my lisp. I have such a beautiful speaking voice.

 

"Y-ya'll guysss wanna go do t-thissss with me? Y-yanna?"

 

I'm awesome.

[Matt Young 0]

I expected Patrick to have an accent since he's from South Carolina, but he really had none at all that I noticed during my 10 minutes or so of talking to him.

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

I suggest you make real friends and stop calling people from message boards.

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How 'bout you invite him to your next RAGING~! mixer? I'm sure he'll meet all kinds of hot gir...nevermind.

[Matt Young 0]

Got 'em.

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

No he didn't.

 

The last time someone called me out on posting pictures of parties in which girls weren't present in the pictures, I replied by posting numerous pictures of girls at the party.

 

Wow that was a lot of "p" words.

[Matt Young 0]

I just like saying "got 'em."