Guest Trecko Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 So I'm sittin here excited thinkin, great, this is a PERFECT way to set up Hardy coming out. Absolutely perfect. So I come here, start typing in this box, and I keep hearing heavy growning and breathing. So I go to check to see if my channel changed by itself to porn, and I see Gene fucking Snitsky getting ready to devour Lita's toes. That..that's great. Really. :\ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Makes you proud to be a wrestling fan, doesn't it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Damn proud, sir. And wtf @ Lilian fucking up and not introducing Carlito as IC champ until halfway through Benjamin's intro. Get Big Vis out your thoughts and get to work, bitch. Respect the champ. BTW, holy shit at your sig. Why the hell did Eugene/Dinsmore let them do that to him. He looks 15 years older than he probably really is.
ChrisMWaters Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 You have to give WWE credit for one thing: A foot fetish is better than necrophilia. They have improved on their fetishes somewhat. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And golden turd is better than brown turd. But it's still shit. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thank you, Poopsmith.
SuperJerk Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Any one want to guess the odds of Shelton winning? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, there's the chance that RVD costs Carlito the title. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I gotta admit, the idea of a triple threat between RVD, Benjamin, and Carlito sounds pretty good. Actually, I just want to see RVD and Benjamin in the ring together.
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Honky Tonk Man WAS Cool , cocky and bad!
AndrewTS Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Remember in 1973 when Horst Hoffman drew all that money with Bull Bullinski in the AWA over Bull's foot fetish? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Beh.. The only thing I could think of was the kiss my foot match a while back.. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> From KotR '95, the PPV so crappy that tapes of it self-destruct. (There's an induction from July 1 on Wrestlecrap for it)
BorneAgain Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Any one want to guess the odds of Shelton winning? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well, there's the chance that RVD costs Carlito the title. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I gotta admit, the idea of a triple threat between RVD, Benjamin, and Carlito sounds pretty good. Actually, I just want to see RVD and Benjamin in the ring together. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I really wish the WWE did three-way dances so we could have those three at Summerslam and having it come down to Van Dam and Benjamin.
Dangerous A Posted July 12, 2005 Author Report Posted July 12, 2005 Just watching Carlito move, I think he can do more in ring but for some reason or another, he doesn't. I'm not saying he's on Shelton's level, but I think he has more than the vanilla offense that he shows.
ChrisMWaters Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 JR mentioning Carlos Colon... Who, in Gorilla Monsoon's eyes, was a youngster in 1993.
Dangerous A Posted July 12, 2005 Author Report Posted July 12, 2005 Them booking this match shows me they are creatively bankrupt right now.
The Niggardly King Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 was that a mild boring chant? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Buckwheat chants actually.
Guest Fishyswa Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Carlito doesn't understand moveset. He seems to think chinlocks and grabbing the ropes are signature spots of his.
Dangerous A Posted July 12, 2005 Author Report Posted July 12, 2005 This show needs more Kerwin. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I get the feeling if Chavo doesn't make this work, he'll be released very shortly.
ChrisMWaters Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Nice little twist to the classic neckbreaker there.
Exslade ZX Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Ouch, that second one actually looked sick.
AndrewTS Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Carlito doesn't understand moveset. He seems to think chinlocks and grabbing the ropes are signature spots of his. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Christian Caribbean Cool
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Just think folks, lawler gets 250 K for this....
AndrewTS Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 This show needs more Kerwin. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I get the feeling if Chavo doesn't make this work, he'll be released very shortly. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> And if he does make it work, he'll be jobbed out until he's completely heatless, then released.
Dangerous A Posted July 12, 2005 Author Report Posted July 12, 2005 Carlito doesn't understand moveset. He seems to think chinlocks and grabbing the ropes are signature spots of his. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The word from people who have seen him work outside WWE and OVW is that he can do other things, in particular high flying, but they won't let him do it and he has to reinvent his reportoire. Some nice near falls at the end here.
The Niggardly King Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Shelton Benjamin's stock is plummeting by each minute.
Guest Fishyswa Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 That was fucking awesome. That's how you tease a spot.
AndrewTS Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Carlito doesn't understand moveset. He seems to think chinlocks and grabbing the ropes are signature spots of his. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> The word from people who have seen him work outside WWE and OVW is that he can do other things, in particular high flying, but they won't let him do it and he has to reinvent his reportoire. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought he was supposed to have been extremely unimpressive even in OVW? Which is pretty damning, since Orton was supposed to be fantastic by OVW buzz standards.
CanadianChris Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Who the hell wins by countout anymore? That sucked.
Guest Trecko Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 LMAO, who was it that wanted countouts to start back in wrestling? *applauds Carlito* Get your rest, Carlito. He's not cool.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted July 12, 2005 Report Posted July 12, 2005 Carlito takes his belt and goes home.. Damn it...loses me fantasy points.
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